| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are going to vandalize the pharmacy right here |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Everyone knows that it is a useless profession anyways |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | OH and if we have time we can do this one too! |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | I've had enough of this "pharmacy isn't a real profession" crap! |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | They're Pill pushers |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Yea, anyone can do their job... |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | I like pharmacists...a lot, and crepes |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Leave us. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | ...BUT I FUCKING HATE IGNORANT GERMANS |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | THEY'RE NOT FUCKING USELESS! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | I don't want to hear you bashing pharmacy anymore! |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Are you pharmacists? No. So lay the hell off! Jeezle Petes! |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | You've unleashed the rage within me. |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | Consider yourself warned for how you've insulted my grandpa! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Any more of this pharmacy bashing and you can GTFO. HOLY MOLY! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But they really are overpaid... |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | You don't ever stop! Do you know anything about the profession at all!? |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | Talking? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Look, we all agree they are overpaid and make a ton of money for next to no work |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | "Overpaid" "Easy" he says! |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Well then you're clueless and just...ugly! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | Absolutely freaking ugly as turds! |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | Did you know they have to still right research papers? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | Their papers are different because: their topics are harder, their jargon is complicated, and use MLA?! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | I bet you don't!! They write lab reports too! |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | They don't only push pills! They perform experiments and develop medicine! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Their lab reports have to be written in a universally accepted fashion just to be acknowledged!! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | You make me so mad! I need to purge the igorance from the world! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | The writing involved in Pharmacy is so important! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Research papers save lives! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And that's not all. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | They aid in developing medicine and lab experiments |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Pharmacists interact with patients |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They get asked questions |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | In order to answer these questions... |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | they look up research papers and lab reports! |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Did you know that if the research paper or lab report is poorly written they fail their patients! |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | The patients are important and need help! Pharmacists help by feeding them information from other pharmcists written papers! |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | If you weren't such a retard you'd know that. |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | How about Cranberry Juice |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | Cranberry Jucie can reverse the desired effects of blood thinners |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | He shadowed a pharmacy once and loved it. |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | Pharmacists thought about this and researched and tested this |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | and now it saves lives because it can be avoided... |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | I hope you see now... |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | You all are most likely going to be demoted... |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | You have no one to blame but your ignorance and your mothers |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | I told you writing in pharmacy was important |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I fucking resign. |
