| 00:00 - 00:02 | The Waight family got some great news today |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | James was cleared of RAPING Courtney |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I swear it wasnt my fault I was horny AF |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Oh so you havent heard then |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Have you heard the verdict of the trial |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | No |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | So im just going to get pua rarted tonight init |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | I just wanted some pussy ffs |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | She was sleeping so.. y'know, i just slid in |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | It was very very tight tbh |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Seems Jack Bolton didnt do too much damage |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | She may aswell call me James Vardy |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Chat shit get raped etc |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | he he he yor yor yor |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Have you not heard?!?! |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | You were found not guilty just now |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Not guilty wtf?! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Yeh you're a free man |
