00:00 - 00:05I'll join Ian at Selhurst
00:00 - 00:03The NWSS coach stops ......
00:04 - 00:05have been finalised for the new season.
00:05 - 00:07it will start at the Holbrook Club.....
00:08 - 00:12and go straight up to Pease Pottage.
00:12 - 00:15It will cut about 20 minutes off the journey to the Amex
00:17 - 00:19When will it get to my stop in Comptons Lane?
00:19 - 00:21My Fuhrer
00:24 - 00:26There....
00:27 - 00:28There will no longer be.....
00:31 - 00:33a stop in Comptons Lane
00:34 - 00:36.
00:53 - 00:58Whoever didn't know this, please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15No stop in Comptons Lane?
01:15 - 01:17Where am I supposed to get on the coach?
01:18 - 01:23I will never walk to the Holbrook Club
01:25 - 01:28I would rather go on Ross Coaches
01:29 - 01:31Than get on with everyone else at the Club!
01:31 - 01:34I don't even care if there is no door!!
01:34 - 01:37But sir, we can cut 20 minutes off the journey
01:37 - 01:40I don't care about that, I want my own stop
01:40 - 01:42Sir, you can have a beer while waiting at the new stop
01:42 - 01:46I don't want a bloody beer...
01:46 - 01:48I want to be picked up by my front door
01:48 - 01:52The Chuckle Boys and all the rest of them....
01:53 - 01:54They get a stop close to their home
01:56 - 01:57But you expect me to walk across Town....
01:57 - 02:00Just to get on a bloody coach
02:00 - 02:03I won three trophies in one season
02:04 - 02:08I'm the NWSS sports personality of the year
02:08 - 02:13And yet I don't even get my own stop
02:14 - 02:16Get on the phone and call Ross now
02:17 - 02:21He won't let me down!
02:27 - 02:29Every week I count people onto the coach
02:30 - 02:34I stand up when everyone else is comfortable in their seat
02:34 - 02:36And now I'm supposed to get on a stop
02:41 - 02:42With everybody else
02:43 - 02:47They ridicule me because I lost a glove
02:48 - 02:53Just once! One mistake that's all
02:54 - 02:56But they never stop going on about it
02:56 - 02:59It's OK, he found the glove
03:00 - 03:02I didn't even lose the glove
03:04 - 03:07I just left it on the wall
03:14 - 03:16And I found it that same evening
03:19 - 03:23And now I have to give up my personal coach stop
03:25 - 03:26I can't go to the Amex anymore
03:31 - 03:33Not if I can't have my own stop
03:40 - 03:46Bollocks to the Chuckle Boys
03:46 - 03:49Bollocks to all of them
03:53 - 03:56Let them have their stop