| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'll join Ian at Selhurst |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The NWSS coach stops ...... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have been finalised for the new season. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it will start at the Holbrook Club..... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and go straight up to Pease Pottage. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will cut about 20 minutes off the journey to the Amex |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When will it get to my stop in Comptons Lane? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There will no longer be..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a stop in Comptons Lane |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | . |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever didn't know this, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No stop in Comptons Lane? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where am I supposed to get on the coach? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will never walk to the Holbrook Club |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I would rather go on Ross Coaches |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Than get on with everyone else at the Club! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't even care if there is no door!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But sir, we can cut 20 minutes off the journey |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't care about that, I want my own stop |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you can have a beer while waiting at the new stop |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want a bloody beer... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I want to be picked up by my front door |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Chuckle Boys and all the rest of them.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They get a stop close to their home |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But you expect me to walk across Town.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just to get on a bloody coach |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I won three trophies in one season |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm the NWSS sports personality of the year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And yet I don't even get my own stop |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Get on the phone and call Ross now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He won't let me down! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every week I count people onto the coach |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I stand up when everyone else is comfortable in their seat |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now I'm supposed to get on a stop |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | With everybody else |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They ridicule me because I lost a glove |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just once! One mistake that's all |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But they never stop going on about it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's OK, he found the glove |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I didn't even lose the glove |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I just left it on the wall |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And I found it that same evening |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now I have to give up my personal coach stop |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't go to the Amex anymore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not if I can't have my own stop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bollocks to the Chuckle Boys |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bollocks to all of them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let them have their stop |
