| 00:00 - 00:04 | Mike, the Norton Archers competition results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | You came bottom of everyone, again |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | Even Glenn beat you and he hasn't shot for months |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Simon didn't shoot more than one end and he wiped the floor with you |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But I'm positive I got an arrow in the roundy yellow bit |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | Mike...how can we put this? |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | That was in the wrong target... |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | It was 2 targets away from yours |
| 00:54 - 01:00 | Simon, Dave Mac and George hang on here, everyone else in the back room |
| 01:13 - 01:19 | TWO TARGETS AWAY, TWO BLOODY TARGETS!! |
| 01:19 - 01:25 | Has Sharon checked this, has she even looked? |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | Do I need to get Dave Harrison down here to check it? |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | I've listened to all your advice and followed NONE of it |
| 01:34 - 01:41 | I've spent a fortune at Merlin, is that not enough? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Mike. just do it properly |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And you can sod off Scott with your bleeding MB scores |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It's easy, just put it in the middle |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | In the middle, what, the middle of your forehead! |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | Now I've broken my pencil!! |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | I've had it up to here going to Merlin listening to Kirkup lecture me about tuning and all that stuff |
| 02:04 - 02:10 | Are you really telling me just throwing money at a sport doesn't make you better? |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | I've got a stripy string and twirly flight things for flips sake! |
| 02:14 - 02:18 | I've even got the sticky out bobbly bits |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | I couldn't even beat George that day his pastry processor exploded! |
| 02:28 - 02:34 | And don't talk to me about Paul and his barebow and Dave and his stick |
| 02:35 - 02:37 | They haven't even got the sighty things on |
| 02:42 - 02:48 | Dave aims at "Mr Mushroom" and still hits more 10s than me |
| 02:49 - 02:54 | And to add insult to injury there's the juniors |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even stay ahead of Will and his stupid quiff! |
| 02:56 - 03:03 | This is a stupid bleeding sport, I dont think it's for me anymore |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Eee Helen I hope he doesn't find out all the girls beat him |
| 03:15 - 03:17 | It's starting to look like Willet might have been right |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | Maybe I SHOULD spend less time gossiping with Sarah and Clare |
| 03:24 - 03:26 | And shoot occasionally |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Maybe even exercise |
| 03:40 - 03:48 | Then maybe I could be more Like Lou and Helen, win a load of medals |
| 03:54 - 04:00 | All that lovely silver and bronze! |
