| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Liverpool fans are coming |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Take a look for yourself |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here on the map |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You're here in the Curragh with no wifi |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Liverpool fans are here in Calverstown, Brannockstown & Kilcullen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Shut up you, don't mind them fuckin balloons |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Staunton |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's talk Giltrap & Hayden are joining forces |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | North of Kilcullen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All yee clowns can fuck off. Jordan, Bernard & Baldy, yee can stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Mata was onside |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The linesman is a clown |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Luis spent that £300 million on a bunch of scrotes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tiarzy & Tonto are laughing at me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the fucking Whatsapp |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have to pretend the fucking wifi is gone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You should've stayed with me and Eamo in Bardons |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But sure Tonto was in O'Connells |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sure that's a Liverpool pub |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I always go there after Bardons. Alan is always there to lend an ear |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Carlsberg is fucking gorgeous |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't have to listen to Mick |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With his shite about basketball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I swear to good God |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | On me life lads |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been listening to shit like this since I was 15 working in the rag trade |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Driving artic lorrys around Dublin |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could've worked with Louis Walsh |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Louis Van Gall me bollix |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The lads have me balls in a vice |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If the lads in work get wind of this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll be the fucking one At Risk |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They'll never let this go |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Europa fucking league. Fucking Wolfsberg |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't tell me that's Michelle outside |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He won't blame you doll |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're fucked. You know it's over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have to get out of town |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sparrow, Gary's in Gent |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He'll have a field day, but fuck it, I can't stay in Kilcullen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Staunton, step up to my room. Pack my bags |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do it, anyway you like it |
