Hitler finds out Carlton lost to GWS Giants
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Hitler, a keen Carlton supporter, gets extremely angry after discovering Carlton lost to GWS by 78 points.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, this is our round 7 encounter with Greater Western Sydney Giants at Docklands. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've came off an insipid 9 point loss to the previously winless Brisbane Lions, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Whilst the Giants have came off with a stunning 10 point win over raging hot premiership favourites Hawthorn. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our coach Mick Malthouse has been under enormous amount of pressure, considering we've only notched 1 win going into this game, whilst the GWS have 4 victories. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Therefore, despite us starting as major underdogs at $3.25 to GWS $1.36, this is a must win in order to gain some respect to our royal faithful. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I was taking a 3 hour afternoon nap while this game was progressing, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did we come out on top and win? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Blues..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Blues lost by 78 points. And believe it or not, they were never in the hunt. Only 16,676 spectators turned up to the game as well. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Treloar, Mumford, Shiel, Greene, Coniglio, McCarthy, Cameron, Shaw, Scully, Williams, Hoskin-Elliott, Patfull and Bugg were far too superior for us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in here who believes the Giants are on the rise, tipped them or had them as one of your favourite teams, fuck off ASAP. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE FUCKING LOST!????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW IS THAT FUCKING POSSIBLE TO LOSE TO A TEAM THAT'S ONLY 3 AND A HALF YEARS OLD YOU SPASTIC???????? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!! IN A GAME WHERE I EXPECTED CARLTON TO COME AWAY WITH A WIN, WE'VE JUST DISHED UP A DEPLORABLE PERFORMANCE YOU SILLY OLD BASTARD!!!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT'S IT! SACK MICK MALTHOUSE! BRING UP STICKS (STEPHEN KERNAHAN)! MALTHOUSE IS DONE! FUCKING DONE YOU FAGGOT! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW CAN OUR LOYAL SUPPORTERS FUCKING BEAR TO WATCH DICKHEADS DISH UP A HUMILIATING DISPLAY YOU FAT CUNT!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | PLAYING UNDER OUR HOME DECK!!!! WITH US AND GWS HAVING 148 YEAR DIFFERENCE IN TERMS OF HISTORY, YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'M EXTREMELY GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BLOODY MEET THE PLAYERS DOWN AT THE CHANGE ROOMS AFTER THE BREAK!!!!! OTHERWISE THEY WOULD'VE COPPED A SPRAY FROM ME!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I REALLY HOPE OUR SUPPORTERS DON'T START TURNING THEIR BACKS TOWARDS THE CLUB!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE PERFORMED ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT NOWADAYS YOU FAT ASS!!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jeremy Cameron booted 5 goals including one of the goals of the year, Stephen Coniglio collected 32 possessions, and they had 10 individual goalkickers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCK IS ON THEM?????? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!! THESE PLAYERS ARE FUCKING SOOKS AND DEFINITELY NEEDED CAMERAS TO DETECT THEM YOU CUNT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, stop acting like a child you naive bastard. Look at the stats, they smashed us 78-32 in inside 50s, 21-8 in marks inside 50 and 418-345 in disposals. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT YOU SENILE OLD BASTARD!!!!! MICK MALTHOUSE HAS HEAVILY DAMAGED CARLTON'S REPUTATIONS AND THEIR COURAGE AND TECHNIQUE YOU CUNT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU BETTER SHUT UP CUNT!!!!! OTHERWISE I SWEAR THE FUCKING GOD I'LL PUSH YOU OFF THE ROOF!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOUR DEAD CUNT!!!!! YOU BETTER DIE ASAP YOU FAGGOT!!!!!! HOPEFULLY GHOST APPARITIONS WILL HAUNT THE PLAYERS DOWN!!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I THOUGHT THIS WILL FINALLY BE OUR OPPORTUNITY TO COLLECT THE PRECIOUS 4 PREMIERSHIP POINTS!!!!!! INSTEAD, THE PLAYERS WERE JUST DERANGED LIKE THEY ALWAYS ARE!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS ATROCIOUS PERFORMANCE MEANS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ANOTHER WEEK OF BULLSHIT LEADING UP TO OUR NEXT ENCOUNTER AGAINST GEELONG YOU RETARD!!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT!!!!!! SAME OLD CARLTON!!!!! SAME OLD BLUES BULLSHIT!!!!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I BELIEVE THE PLAYERS ARE JUST NOT COMMITTED TO DIG DEEP AND GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY!!!!! THEY INSTEAD JUST SLACK OFF AND WATCH WIGGLES EVERYDAY YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YES, CHRIS JUDD PLAYED AWESOME!!!!! BUT THE REMAINDER PLAYED GARBAGE TONIGHT!!!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I SWEAR THE FUCKING GOD!!!!!! IF I SEE LEVI CASBOULT DROP ONE FUCKING MARK AGAIN, I WILL TEAR MY MEMBERSHIP UP INTO BITS AND PIECES!!!!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have a 1-6 win/loss ratio at the moment and anchored firmly to the bottom of the ladder. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even the Brisbane Lions can beat GWS if you don't mind. Do any of you know what this definition is? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It fucking means that we've dropped so low that we are back into rebuilding phase again like we did in 2002-2007. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOW ALL THE GIANTS SUPPORTERS ARE JUMPING ONTO THE BANDWAGON AND BELIEVING THAT THEY HAVE A POTENTIAL FINALS BERTH ON THE PLATE!!!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILST WE JUST FIND OURSELVES WITH ANOTHER WEEK OF SCRUTINY IN THE MEDIA AS WELL AS BEING THE FIRM FAVOURITES FOR THE DREADED WOODEN SPOON!!!!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THE GIANTS HAVE ADELAIDE AT HOME NEXT WEEK, A CLUB WHERE THEY LOST BY 46, 119, 135, 65 AND 68 POINTS RESPECTIVELY!!!!!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND I HOPE THE CROWS CAN CONTINUE ON THIS RECORD AND DISH UP A FLOGGING UPON THEM!!!!!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IN ORDER TO SILENCE THESE GIANTS PLASTICS!!!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we won't finish bottom of the ladder. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Turmoil continues to surround our club. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even Hawthorn coach Alastair Clarkson has admitted that this trend should change for us. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's been an disastrous year to say the least. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Chris Judd could be retiring this year. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Judd does retire, Marc Murphy, Kade Simpson, Dale Thomas and Bryce Gibbs must stand up. And last of all, sack Mick Malthouse in order to relieve our troubles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That way, our former members would re-enroll again into our club membership. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2015 is just getting bleaker week by week. |
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