| 00:01 - 00:06 | I'd like to introduce my two guests for today |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Mike and Sally here think the gamecocks have a chance at beating Clemson on Saturday |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Sally, your thoughts? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well I think Mike can explain better |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Shawn Elliot is a good... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Pardon me. Go ahead |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Shawn Elliot is a good coach. He will have the boys ready to go |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Sorry |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | That's how I really feel. The loss to the Citadel was a fluke |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | We are a much better team than 3-8 |
| 00:36 - 00:40 | (He's got to be shitting me) |
| 00:42 - 00:46 | Pardon me. Let's carry on |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So you are better than 3-8 you say? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | (hysterical laughter) |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I don't understand what's so hard to believe |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | I'm sorry. I apologize |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Let's take a break, Mike and hear what Sally has to add to the conversation |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Sally, I know you feel strongly about this as well. What makes you think Clemson will not destroy you on Saturday? |
| 01:11 - 01:17 | Well we have Brandon Wilds and Pharoah Cooper |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Perry Orth....He will likely throw for 300 yards |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | The defense... |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | The defense will put it together |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | We will keep constant pressure on Watson |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | And he will be on his back all day |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | (I can't believe this wankster is saying this. Defense, Brandon Wilds, PERRY ORTH!?) |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | It's a valid argument... |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | ...tater |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We had three 11 win seasons in a row |
| 01:47 - 01:51 | And we play in the mighty SEC |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Sorry, sorry, sorry |
| 01:54 - 01:59 | I forgot you had to take on the mighty powers of Vandy and Kentucky every year |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | That schedule can get quite daunting with those teams on there |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | We actually have Steve in the audience to add to the conversation |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | Kentucky is more than a basketball school |
| 02:12 - 02:20 | You wouldn't understand playing the cupcakes every week in the A-She-She. Our conference has Alabama, Florida, LSU, and Ole Miss |
| 02:18 - 02:24 | Don't forget The Citadel was So-Con co-conference champion |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | And we played AT Georgia |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sandstorm will be rocking and the Tigers |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | will be ready to poop themselves |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | (He called the shit poop) |
| 02:33 - 02:38 | And at the end of the day, we still have a really good Equestrian and Women's basketball team |
| 02:39 - 02:48 | It was at this moment that people in the audience felt so bad for Gamecock fans that they begin to shake their hand and sympathize with their stupidity |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | Sally began to realize the Gamecocks were back to the garbage they always have been |
