| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have noticed an increase in the amount of illegal weapos |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have identified 2 arms dealers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at coco rebel |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our internet division believes they are being sold cheap |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are currently monitoring their streams to set up a sting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How cheap are we talking? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 20% off maybe 30% off |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jimmy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | An AR.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | an ar-10 is 23k |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That includes a scope and 10 mags |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has bought pizza or donuts from them... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How have you allowed this to happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are fucking us up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need to make our vests more OP |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 5 AR shots to kill us! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No make it 7! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want the internet division watching them 24/7 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Metagame them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ban them for exploiting rep! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they are not breaking any rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! Make them stop! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Jimmy they sell us cheap pizza and donuts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove your donuts up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need more rebel raids! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want them sent straight to prison! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No lawyers, no plea bargins! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We need to lower their rep |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will not stop until they are -10000 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Make Bjorn winsmore sheriff, He will sort this shit out! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am sick of being killed! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I get domed by an AR one more time, I'm fucking done! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck it, remove rifles! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Make farming illegal |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | First wheat, now this! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have no other option |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We need to declare war on them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're selling guns almost as cheap as we get them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Only we're allowed to have OP shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Rifles should be too expensive for civs too afford |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where is our unfair advantage? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, they'll still sell us cheap donuts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to go undercover |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll never notice us if we wear squidward masks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Speak to charlie nugget |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell him to keep randomly sending them on probation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That will keep guns off the streets |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for now... |
