| 00:00 - 00:01 | Sir, The Force Awakens is lame. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Are you freaking kidding me right now!?! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Who do you think JJ Abrams is, Steve Oedekerk? |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | The Force Awakens will make BILLIONS. Its a fact! |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | All the hype. All the buildup. All the money. All the fans! |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | For what? |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | I bet you a trillion dollars, you jerkface! |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | It'll beat Avengers! |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | and Titanic!! |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | and AVATAR!!!! |
