| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tomorrow Shoreline release their 2016 Game Schedule |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they seem to have managed to find |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | even cooler venues than ever before |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there is talk of underground venues |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and even an underground city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How the fuck do they manage to get all these cool places? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | year after year? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fuck knows...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fuck knows how these guys do it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We just can't work it out. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go fetch me gin, tonic, crisps and a Curly Wurly |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This fucking Shoreline Paintball |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do they do it? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Year after fucking year they get these amazing venues |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and put on these awesome paintball games |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why can't I have a theme park? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why can't I have battles around a rollercoaster? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A fucking scrap yard for fucks sake!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They put games on in Canada and everyone laps it up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, we've haven't invaded Canada yet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then invade Canada and give me Flag Raiders to run games in |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, Todd and Joe will be furious |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Which reminds me, I don't have a podcast either!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its bloody annoying! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get me some venues like Shoreline |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and design me some games as good as theirs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so people will remember us for our paintball events |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | if we're not careful, people will just remember us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for our leather trench coats and fabulous knee high boots |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need to be more like Shoreline |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | fucking about drinking champagne |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need to forget about this Master Race thing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and go back to concentrating on the paintball |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | create games that players love |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we need to offer something different |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | something new and fresh |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | a fucking theme park, its genius |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | its better than anything we have |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how does Barnett get these fucking places? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is it because he's Welsh? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can pretend we're Welsh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The fucking Welsh |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We should have lumped them in with the Jews |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and got rid of these great games once and for all |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Declare war on Shoreline |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Use paintball forums and make up fake profiles on Facebook |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make up any unbelievable old shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and hope people stop buying tickets |
