| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to patch 5.22 Mid Laners |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The most important change to note |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are the keystone masteries |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Yasuo is currently seeing a massive increase in pick rate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the mid lane due to Warlord's bloodlust being ridiculusly OP on him |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll just pick one of my mages and one shot him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Rito surely have given this buff counter play |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mages.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mages have been killed off by Rito |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All AP items have been increased in price |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in Gold, Silver or Bronze, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Rito surely cannot ruin the entire game in one patch |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Firstly they add a shit ton of AD items and buff ADC's |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I find out Yasufreelo is going to be the only viable champ this whole patch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | May as well call the patch 5.Yasuo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can I play my champs which require skill |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When 8 year olds from Plywood 4 can |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | roll their faces along the keyboard and win every fucking game?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Rito have given mages some minor Mana buffs to compensate |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | GREAT! so now i can have 300 mana instead of 285 when I get first blooded |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | How about playing Yasuo yourself while Riot balance the issue |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will not stoop to such a level you pathetic scrub |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where's the skill?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I wanted to ruin my front teeth |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and pretend that QEQEQEQEQEQ was hard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then I would play that fucking noob trap |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I wanted to do was enjoy the new Kenyan TF build |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and instead Rito force us into this shitty AD only meta |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It Takes 20 minutes to build seeker's fucking armguard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | because that pony tailed twat keeps shoving his sword up my arse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I refuse to play that abomination |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have practised mages for years, I have earned respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Next, you'll be telling me Zed is getting a damage buff |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ghostcrawler.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even fucking Leblanc can't deal with this horse shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even if you somehow kill him, all he has to do is get 2 items |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and he's on 100% CRIT!?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Infinite fucking healing on every Q and right click |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MID LANE IS DOOMED THIS SEASON!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm sure Rito hasn't abandoned our kind |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess draft pick is the only option for us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we will have to endure the queue times |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for this patch |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and if I do not get mid |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then I'll let some other muppet play against Zed or Talon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | While I sit in Jungle, as far from that lane as I can |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's my Overwatch Beta key?... |
