| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have important news sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it's so shocking that this guy's hair fell off |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And some dude ran from here to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He died a horrible death and his wife and kids were sexually assaulted by wolves |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Thankfully, we placed a camera right here so you can watch the rapes yourself |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bring me the tape, lotion and some kleenex |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And tell me what the news is |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Slurmz |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Slurmz is a guy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We just found out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who thought Slurmz was a girl just like I did, get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THATS FUCKING GAY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAVE BEEN JACKING OFF TO A GUY FOR YEARS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I HAD SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT SLURMZ FOR 10 YEARS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now you tell me this.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF MY PENIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NOW I HAVE TO SETTLE WITH UGLY ASS MIZUHIME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | LAST TIME I FORCED MIZUHIME INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME MY PENIS FELL OFF BECAUSE OF THE TOXIC |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I AM GOING TO HANG YOU AND FORCE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH MIZUHIME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it isn't my fault that slurmz is a guy, you should torture his parents not me |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DONT TALK BACK OR I FORCE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH SKYLIGHT TOO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir skylight has been diagonosed with over 150 STDs can you fuck off |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DONT TELL ME TO FUCK OFF OR I'LL BOMB BERLIN |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BRING ME SKYLIGHT AND MIZUHIME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF AND PUT HIM IN A CELL WITH THOSE TWO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | KEEP HIM THERE UNTIL HE CONTRACTS A DISEASE AND DIES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND AFTER THAT BRING ME SLURMZ SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH HIM |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I DONT CARE IF HE IS A GUY I STILL FIND HIM EXTREMELY HOT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND AFTER THAT I WILL KILL SLURMZ FOR NOT BEING A WOMAN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW DARE HE HAVE A PENIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOU CRUSHED MY PRIDE AND MY EGO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My dick is very confused right now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To fap or not to fap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It doesnt know what to do |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Take your pants off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TAKE THEM OFF AND GIVE ME YOUR PENIS SO I CAN PRACTICE FOR WHEN SLURMZ COMES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Once he arrives I will make sure he is pleased in every way possible |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will lick him in places he didn't know existed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will fill every hole on his body |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will eat his ass like a cupcake |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you can still eat cupcakes without sexual innuendos |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Once i finish i will murder slurmz |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will kill him so he learns to be |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A woman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Touch yourself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Not there you fucking idiot, touch your genitals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You know i need to get aroused for slurmz |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My penis is very confused |
