| 00:00 - 00:03 | The regression did launch overnight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some jobs ran, but license issues, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | CPU availability, and other issues |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have prevented the regression from completing for a full analysis. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even if the jobs finish, the coverage merge would not be expected to finish for many hours. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll analyze coverage and any failures from the jobs that did complete. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Analysis will be .. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Analysis will be useless because most jobs failed a newly-added check. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was clean when I added it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone triggered by yelling: Leave. The. Room. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why we have an integration regression! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These things are easily caught by running the integration regression! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how hard I have to work to keep my Tourette's in check?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this a demented prank? Is there a hidden camera in here somewhere? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Having this same conversation again makes me want to vomit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad, indeed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Which one of you is taking money from our competitors? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You checked it in just to troll me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No, it was just slow yesterday. I sent an email, but-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | An email?!? You should've gone down there to stab someone! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's ridiculous. I'm sure they're just busy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you ever gotten a response before you stopped caring? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's calculated! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Between the queue problems, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the low-rent concoctions the vendors call "tools" or "VIP", |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and our inexplicable drive to check-in garbage, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't see any way we'll ever meet our schedule! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just give me name, a sacrificial lamb, and I'll bludgeon that unlucky soul on this very desk! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll tear his gonads off. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No one else will dare deliver without regressing or risk saying the words "clear" and "case" in the same sentence. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do you want me to do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We meet arbitrary deadlines; we built a German-level architecture; |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and then on the simple stuff we wet the bed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Inconceivable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sometimes it looks like we checked in the Kardashians' Twitter feed, or lyrics from Justin Bieber |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or maybe this *is* a prank gameshow, and this is the season finale where I'm supposed to laugh at it all! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it's not really, is it? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is really happening; but there probably is still a camera, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | meant to watch me slip into madness! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK-- he doesn't *know* there's a camera |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just give up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could play a lot more Ultimate, spend more time on the bike, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | see the kids ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My dream is fallen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On the up side, we could build a superior VIP company in any market. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We literally couldn't screw that up enough to fail there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I'd still have to hear regression results ... |
