| 00:00 - 00:03 | GrimmGreen has over 36,000 subscribers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has subscribers here, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they think he's much cooler than PBusardo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They like him because they think he's better looking so he has subscribers here as well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care what they think |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure PBusardo has more subscribers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | GrimmGreen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | GrimmGreen has over 500 more subscribers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | PBusardo only has a little over 31,000 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who subscribes to GrimmGreen get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | PBusardo is the man! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just look at that awesome salt and pepper hair and beard! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Chicks start crying with just the mention of his name! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's a stud! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So what if he's a little pudgy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not like GrimmGreen is Mr Olympia |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | PBusardo would beat the shit out of him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the guys love the Britney Spears poster |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Britney Spears is old news! It's all about Selena Gomez now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I think PBusardo is a Miley Cyrus fan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm sure he is but I am too, so what? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PBusardo rocks! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's the reason why I quit smoking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If not for him I'd still be killing myself with analogs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And spending hundreds of dollars to slowly kill myself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm sure GrimmGreen has gotten people to quit also |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But he doesn't cuss as much in his reviews |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And he doesn't have as many constests and his prizes are weak! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | PBusardo fucked up though |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He shouldn't do reviews from the golf course |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the losers get jealous that they're at work |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stupid fatass... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And he needs to stop talking about his lover Dimitri |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And maybe button the top button so we don't see his hairy ass chest |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or at least shave that shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does he think he is, Tom Selleck? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's not Magnum PI, not even close! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you know he's a stud. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we can help him get more subscribers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But 500, that's a lot of fucking people |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 500 vapers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's on you guys to find |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And maybe we can all get them to vote for the MVP V2.0 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So it can move to the top of the review queue |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Been waiting for a review on that shit |
