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The Bunker: Take one
In a hidden bunker, The Pikes secretly plan for their own "Alumni Weekend"...

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00:00 - 00:03Operation "Bad Boy Club" is nearing completion.
00:04 - 00:05We have selected a secret resort loated
00:05 - 00:07east of the backwater town of Sonora...
00:08 - 00:12A pack station called Kennedy Meadows on Highway 108 in the High Sierra.
00:12 - 00:15All that is left to do is inform our fellow Pike Alumni and we'll be all set to go.
00:17 - 00:19Our years of Planning have been excellent.
00:19 - 00:21Nothing can stop us now. Victory will be ours.
00:24 - 00:26My President
00:27 - 00:28One Sig...
00:31 - 00:33Simonson.
00:34 - 00:36Sigma Chi Todd Simonson booked all the cabins, we're on the wait list for 2017.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who, in college, wanted to be a Sigma Chi...please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15BOOKED ALL OF THE CABINS?!
01:15 - 01:17How do you fail to book a reservation for a stupid cabin!?
01:18 - 01:23How hard can it be? Just call and give your credit card number!!
01:25 - 01:28Even a little sister could've made that booking!
01:29 - 01:31Whoever screwed this up is a wuss!...W-U-S-S!!
01:31 - 01:34How dare the Sigma Chi's book their weekend on the same one as ours!
01:34 - 01:37Hijacked by corporate interests!
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the people are not happy.
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse to charge in and support something without aim?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition
01:48 - 01:52They'll get recognition, but what of it?
01:53 - 01:54Petty promises from politicians
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, we understand your problems!"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we will fix the system!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for.
02:14 - 02:16They need a goddamn plan
02:17 - 02:21Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann
02:27 - 02:29They're doomed without a plan.
02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from history
02:34 - 02:36You can't support something you don't understand
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this running in without thinking
02:48 - 02:53Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, we all retweeted.
03:14 - 03:16The protesters will leave with politician's promises
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results
03:25 - 03:26"We won."
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Keep looking for a leader to pop up.
03:46 - 03:49If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance.
03:53 - 03:56We'll see how this all turns out.