| 00:00 - 00:03 | Halmer, it's your pick. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You need a two kickers, a QB, and a Defense. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not seeing a lot of options for you . |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Time is of the essence and the only yogurt is in the stain in your pants.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | McCann is saying your yogurt tastes more like Yogurtland..FYI |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | But he still likes Eric's yogurtland |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | OK, Rabbi Marsh, don't jew me. I'll take Peyton Manning then. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Wait, Halmer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tahan |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Halmer, you've been passed out for the last 2 hours and we all picked for you. |
| 00:34 - 00:44 | You've missed the first 13 rounds and every team took their turn picking your players, |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who McCann hasn't tried to blow, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Rollins told me I could take a nap after my 9th chardonnay |
| 01:18 - 01:25 | I knew you assholes were trying to trick me because I moved the draft to Friday! Is it still Friday, did I miss my Chinese wedding? I was going to bang the gon |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | Let me see my picks. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His splooge does taste like Menchees. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What is this bullshit. Romo, Miles Austin, Jay Cutler. Jason Witten, Matt Barkeley??? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These assholes will total 200 points all season and this doesn't even include a Raider you probably picked for me. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe I got Eric Halm as my D??? Fuck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dustin says this is the year of the Raider |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Raiders won't make the playoffs until Harper Branch is in college |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At least Al Davis is dead and Chargers will play something called football |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The chances of the Chargers making the playoffs is just as good as Joel not sharting in the next 3 hours |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who did Tards like to Fuck pick for me? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What? They picked Reggie Bush? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Their name should be Tards like to Pick. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who did that fat anti-semite Joel pick for me? If he pulled any bullshit with me, I won't go to his funeral next year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mark Sanchez? That stupid Cholo's career make Greenberg's marriages look succesful. |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | Who did Marsh pick for me? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He picked Carson Palmer? Marsh has obsessed about SC quarterbacks ever since he tried to hit on Rodney Peete. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When we were in college, Rodney Peete came into Strattons and Marsh tried to kiss him because he thought he was Derrick King. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | That went as well as Marsh's tenure on JDate. Speaking of Jdate, who will tell Greenberg the news? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The news that Laurie updated her JDate profile and is going out with Joel next week. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jesus H Christ |
| 02:38 - 02:42 | My team name should be Capt Sum Ting Wong |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That way Hines Ward and I can be the only two Koreans interested in football |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ok, the rest of the picks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | LaMichael James , MJD, Philip Rivers, and Jamaal Charles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Rivers???? April Amador isn't my wife, why is Rivers on my team someone tell me!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ho Lee Fuk is my copilot. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You're on Jdate and haven't gone out with Marsh? WTF??? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Again, a year of finishing under Joel. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm tired of being the Scott to his Liberace. |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | I have as much chance of making the playoffs as Amador and Hartley have in not blacking out tonight |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or Dustin not cheating in golf. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When Mitchell wakes up from his hot carl cheerleading dreams. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll trade him my Mexican for his Okie. |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | Until then, I'll start looking for a closet for McCann to come out of since FFL will suck this year |
