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Halmer Drafts in the Bunker
Halmer, it's your pick. You need a two kickers, a QB, and a Defense. Not seeing a lot of options for you . Time is of the essence and the only yogurt is in the stain in your pants.. McCann is saying your yogurt tastes more like Yogurtland..FYI But he still likes Eric's yogurtland

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00:00 - 00:03Halmer, it's your pick.
00:04 - 00:05You need a two kickers, a QB, and a Defense.
00:05 - 00:07Not seeing a lot of options for you .
00:08 - 00:12Time is of the essence and the only yogurt is in the stain in your pants..
00:12 - 00:15McCann is saying your yogurt tastes more like Yogurtland..FYI
00:16 - 00:19But he still likes Eric's yogurtland
00:19 - 00:21OK, Rabbi Marsh, don't jew me. I'll take Peyton Manning then.
00:24 - 00:26Wait, Halmer...
00:27 - 00:28Tahan
00:30 - 00:33Halmer, you've been passed out for the last 2 hours and we all picked for you.
00:34 - 00:44You've missed the first 13 rounds and every team took their turn picking your players,
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who McCann hasn't tried to blow, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this?
01:15 - 01:17Rollins told me I could take a nap after my 9th chardonnay
01:18 - 01:25I knew you assholes were trying to trick me because I moved the draft to Friday! Is it still Friday, did I miss my Chinese wedding? I was going to bang the gon
01:26 - 01:28Let me see my picks.
01:29 - 01:31His splooge does taste like Menchees.
01:31 - 01:34What is this bullshit. Romo, Miles Austin, Jay Cutler. Jason Witten, Matt Barkeley???
01:34 - 01:37These assholes will total 200 points all season and this doesn't even include a Raider you probably picked for me.
01:37 - 01:40Maybe I got Eric Halm as my D??? Fuck!
01:40 - 01:42Dustin says this is the year of the Raider
01:42 - 01:46The Raiders won't make the playoffs until Harper Branch is in college
01:46 - 01:48At least Al Davis is dead and Chargers will play something called football
01:48 - 01:52The chances of the Chargers making the playoffs is just as good as Joel not sharting in the next 3 hours
01:53 - 01:54Who did Tards like to Fuck pick for me?
01:56 - 01:57What? They picked Reggie Bush?
01:57 - 02:00Their name should be Tards like to Pick.
02:00 - 02:03Who did that fat anti-semite Joel pick for me? If he pulled any bullshit with me, I won't go to his funeral next year
02:04 - 02:08Mark Sanchez? That stupid Cholo's career make Greenberg's marriages look succesful.
02:10 - 02:13Who did Marsh pick for me?
02:14 - 02:16He picked Carson Palmer? Marsh has obsessed about SC quarterbacks ever since he tried to hit on Rodney Peete.
02:17 - 02:21When we were in college, Rodney Peete came into Strattons and Marsh tried to kiss him because he thought he was Derrick King.
02:27 - 02:30That went as well as Marsh's tenure on JDate. Speaking of Jdate, who will tell Greenberg the news?
02:30 - 02:34The news that Laurie updated her JDate profile and is going out with Joel next week.
02:34 - 02:36Jesus H Christ
02:38 - 02:42My team name should be Capt Sum Ting Wong
02:43 - 02:47That way Hines Ward and I can be the only two Koreans interested in football
02:48 - 02:53Ok, the rest of the picks.
02:54 - 02:56LaMichael James , MJD, Philip Rivers, and Jamaal Charles
02:56 - 02:59Rivers???? April Amador isn't my wife, why is Rivers on my team someone tell me!!!
03:00 - 03:02Ho Lee Fuk is my copilot.
03:04 - 03:07You're on Jdate and haven't gone out with Marsh? WTF???
03:14 - 03:16Again, a year of finishing under Joel.
03:19 - 03:23I'm tired of being the Scott to his Liberace.
03:25 - 03:29I have as much chance of making the playoffs as Amador and Hartley have in not blacking out tonight
03:31 - 03:33Or Dustin not cheating in golf.
03:40 - 03:46When Mitchell wakes up from his hot carl cheerleading dreams.
03:46 - 03:49Maybe I'll trade him my Mexican for his Okie.
03:53 - 03:59Until then, I'll start looking for a closet for McCann to come out of since FFL will suck this year