00:00 - 00:03Halmer, it's your pick.
00:04 - 00:05You need a two kickers, a QB, and a Defense.
00:05 - 00:07Not seeing a lot of options for you .
00:08 - 00:12Time is of the essence and the only yogurt is in the stain in your pants..
00:12 - 00:15McCann is saying your yogurt tastes more like Yogurtland..FYI
00:16 - 00:19But he still likes Eric's yogurtland
00:19 - 00:21OK, Rabbi Marsh, don't jew me. I'll take Peyton Manning then.
00:24 - 00:26Wait, Halmer...
00:27 - 00:28Tahan
00:30 - 00:33Halmer, you've been passed out for the last 2 hours and we all picked for you.
00:34 - 00:44You've missed the first 13 rounds and every team took their turn picking your players,
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who McCann hasn't tried to blow, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this?
01:15 - 01:17Rollins told me I could take a nap after my 9th chardonnay
01:18 - 01:25I knew you assholes were trying to trick me because I moved the draft to Friday! Is it still Friday, did I miss my Chinese wedding? I was going to bang the gon
01:26 - 01:28Let me see my picks.
01:29 - 01:31His splooge does taste like Menchees.
01:31 - 01:34What is this bullshit. Romo, Miles Austin, Jay Cutler. Jason Witten, Matt Barkeley???
01:34 - 01:37These assholes will total 200 points all season and this doesn't even include a Raider you probably picked for me.
01:37 - 01:40Maybe I got Eric Halm as my D??? Fuck!
01:40 - 01:42Dustin says this is the year of the Raider
01:42 - 01:46The Raiders won't make the playoffs until Harper Branch is in college
01:46 - 01:48At least Al Davis is dead and Chargers will play something called football
01:48 - 01:52The chances of the Chargers making the playoffs is just as good as Joel not sharting in the next 3 hours
01:53 - 01:54Who did Tards like to Fuck pick for me?
01:56 - 01:57What? They picked Reggie Bush?
01:57 - 02:00Their name should be Tards like to Pick.
02:00 - 02:03Who did that fat anti-semite Joel pick for me? If he pulled any bullshit with me, I won't go to his funeral next year
02:04 - 02:08Mark Sanchez? That stupid Cholo's career make Greenberg's marriages look succesful.
02:10 - 02:13Who did Marsh pick for me?
02:14 - 02:16He picked Carson Palmer? Marsh has obsessed about SC quarterbacks ever since he tried to hit on Rodney Peete.
02:17 - 02:21When we were in college, Rodney Peete came into Strattons and Marsh tried to kiss him because he thought he was Derrick King.
02:27 - 02:30That went as well as Marsh's tenure on JDate. Speaking of Jdate, who will tell Greenberg the news?
02:30 - 02:34The news that Laurie updated her JDate profile and is going out with Joel next week.
02:34 - 02:36Jesus H Christ
02:38 - 02:42My team name should be Capt Sum Ting Wong
02:43 - 02:47That way Hines Ward and I can be the only two Koreans interested in football
02:48 - 02:53Ok, the rest of the picks.
02:54 - 02:56LaMichael James , MJD, Philip Rivers, and Jamaal Charles
02:56 - 02:59Rivers???? April Amador isn't my wife, why is Rivers on my team someone tell me!!!
03:00 - 03:02Ho Lee Fuk is my copilot.
03:04 - 03:07You're on Jdate and haven't gone out with Marsh? WTF???
03:14 - 03:16Again, a year of finishing under Joel.
03:19 - 03:23I'm tired of being the Scott to his Liberace.
03:25 - 03:29I have as much chance of making the playoffs as Amador and Hartley have in not blacking out tonight
03:31 - 03:33Or Dustin not cheating in golf.
03:40 - 03:46When Mitchell wakes up from his hot carl cheerleading dreams.
03:46 - 03:49Maybe I'll trade him my Mexican for his Okie.
03:53 - 03:59Until then, I'll start looking for a closet for McCann to come out of since FFL will suck this year