| 00:27 - 00:32 | Tonight's disco is the highlight of the cabbage growers conference, we will be going mental with some classic cabbage games such as pick a cabbage |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | It was a surprise to learn that the cabbages were people who were disabled and just plain ugly. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | They've given us these tablets to turn us into a cabbage and I'm gibbing like a twat. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | My jaw is swinging like the barn door and I've just fucked a paraplegics eye socket. |
