Inside The Kaiserbunker
Kaiser Baboush reacts to the Second Franco-German War mini going poorly for Germany


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00:00 - 00:03Kaiser Baboush, Our armies have begun to engage the French
00:04 - 00:05The French have captured Saarbrücken,
00:05 - 00:07The Ruhr is in revolt, lead by communists,
00:08 - 00:12The Bavarian railway workers are on strike,
00:12 - 00:15and we lost over 20,000 men taking Strasbourg.
00:17 - 00:19I'm not concerned, Bismark and Moltke can defeat the French.
00:19 - 00:21Soon we'll be fighting in France, with their socialists in revolt.
00:24 - 00:26My Kaiser...
00:27 - 00:28Bismark...
00:31 - 00:33Bismark and Moltke surrendered the First Army.
00:34 - 00:36Over 200,000 men have been taken prisoner.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who was a part of RR's and Julius' administration, get out.
01:13 - 01:15How can the dice do this me?!
01:15 - 01:17Now was supposed to be Germany's finest hour!
01:18 - 01:23Finally, we could beat etranger and end the reparations!
01:25 - 01:28We'd have won a war that wasn't against Denmark!
01:29 - 01:31They aren't even a real country!
01:31 - 01:34I did everything right this time, no help for France!
01:34 - 01:37A fair, one on one war to make Germany the greatest power!
01:37 - 01:40Now we're humiliated again, and I can't even salvage Bismark this time.
01:40 - 01:42My Kaiser, perhaps if we sue for peace now we can...
01:42 - 01:46Surrender? Etranger would tear Germany into little pieces if we surrender!
01:46 - 01:48My Kaiser, our army is dreadfully outnumbered, it'll only be worse if we fight on
01:48 - 01:52I will never consent to Germany being torn apart by France!
01:53 - 01:54We'll fight him for every inch of Germany!
01:56 - 01:57Bleed France dry for even trying to fight us!
01:57 - 02:00Never again will Germany suffer the indignity of reparations!
02:00 - 02:03I swear that Germany will fight to the last drop of blood!
02:04 - 02:08We have millions of men who haven't died yet!
02:08 - 02:13We'll put them all in the fight, arm them with sticks if we have to!
02:14 - 02:16Anyone who refuses is a socialist pig to be shot!
02:17 - 02:21We'll eradicate that disease too while we're at it, no more socialists!
02:27 - 02:29I had a plan, you know.
02:30 - 02:34KulturKampf, we'd put those Catholics in their place.
02:34 - 02:36All of Germany's undesirable, removed and destroyed!
02:41 - 02:42A new order for Europe!
02:43 - 02:47A glorious new order for Europe, with Germany at its head!
02:48 - 02:53We'd get our place in the sun too, more concessions in China.
02:54 - 02:56Not that I care about China.
02:56 - 02:59It was just a good excuse to stop paying reparations.
03:00 - 03:02What a sham, reparations, $12 billion to keep the French fat.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Luft, you'll get out of your reparations one day.
03:14 - 03:16Call Cloud_Strife, we're pulling in Austria.
03:19 - 03:23That Viennese banker can't be trusted, but we need him.
03:25 - 03:26We lose the treasury.
03:31 - 03:33We'll steal more from France.
03:40 - 03:46Every man, woman, and child needs to fight for Germany, to overcome the French, Socialists, and Bavarians.
03:46 - 03:49We'll get out of these reparations if it's the last thing I do.
03:53 - 03:56Elsass-Lothringen will be ours one day.