| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey Glenn, I've had enough of Jim's shit. It looks like he's going to keep on playing for ever and ever. He just keeps getting better instead of worse. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | WTF? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Tell me about it, bro. The Canningtons are sick of it too. He's keeping the limelight away from Ryan and it's driving them mad. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | If only Graham was here. He would know what to do. |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Fuck him, I've got a plan. Jim loves us and he'll never suspect we're up to something. It'll be all over pipes|drums before he can do anything about it. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | First things first, you need to leave your missus, pack in your job in Houston and move over to Scotland. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Aye, you can put me up and I'll get a shitey part-time job in a shoe shop like the last time. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | I like your style. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | What about the rest of the corps? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Piece of piss. I told those mugs I'm taking over at the end of the season. |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | What did they say? Are the up for it? |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | The fucking love me, nobody said no. They all think I'm the fucking Fonz. |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Magic! |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Jim out, me in, and we'll get some free drums and win the Worlds! |
