| 00:00 - 00:03 | My fuhrer we have some grave news for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This morning at 0345 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Digital Legends started their scan for hacked accounts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The scan moved over Europe faster than we anticipated |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it entered our bunker at 0515 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | not to worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my device and account will never be found |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We regret to inform you that your account was banned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will be unable to play respawnables online anymore |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who spent money on the game and are currently not banned leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT MY DEVICE WAS KEPT IN A ANTI SCANNING BOX! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how dare they fucking ban me !!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had all the gear and all event's weapon ! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even bought the battle ram bundle ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even used all my free time in the war to play the fucking game! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What am i supposed to play with now ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking tell me before i fucking execute you |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir what what about afterpulse , modern comat 5 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What fuck use for its nothing compared to respawnables |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir its also all shooting and it has even better quality . |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the quality fuck it i only want respawnables . |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Imagine what would happen if word got out . |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Hitler gives up on respawnables and goes for cheap alternatives ." |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How fucking great would it sound to the respawnables community ! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that would go down so fucking great to those noobs who i pawned so badly . |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cant believe what the fuck is happening ! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know what i put into this fucking game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I put so much effort into it that now the fucking war we're having is turning for the worst |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now i have nothing , no fucking respawnables no Germany ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i cant even download afterpulse |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Apple fucking stop the changing of the location ! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God dammit ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean like what games out there are half as good as respawnables . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking hell all the developers in that game only care for money ! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i cant even buy enough spotters with 1000000 in one day for usage in every match . |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wasted my time , resources on a fucking game which fucking banned me ! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am so pissed right now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I would change the war right to fucking Spain on them . |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he won't fall for candy crush . |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What about my game center friends |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spent time getting to know them becoming their hommies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its all over now . |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want you to uninstall my respawnables from the settings . |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is now the last time anyone is going to be banned . |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will be the one to take it all for . |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck digital legends |
