| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've received intel that we will be loosing numbers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A loss at the hands of a bucks party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Reportedly in Nunawading |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sources tell us it is for a Jarrad Le Good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it is being held at his old mans house on Nicholson street |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A bucks party you say |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And my invite has been lost in the mail you say? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You were... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were not invited to attend the party |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Strictly no entry if not on the guest list |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you... not invited... please... now... excuse yourselves |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare he not invite me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This will be the party of the year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you know what, I'll hold one of my own |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A party with strippers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That will make your partners jealous |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It wiIl will have ice cold beers to have with the boys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the strippers will give x-rated shows |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the beers will be consumed until early hours of the morning |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they are having all of this for just $50 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well then ill add food, food on the barbie |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are having this too, Dig's famous dimmys |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well shit, how can I compete with this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stuff you all |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Go have fun at your party |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Drink till your hearts content |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If I went, I would have even bought into the raffle |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 3 bottles of straight they tell me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | are being raffled off in separate raffles at the party |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thats only $6 to be in all three raffles |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just imagine the straight bottles of alcohol THAT I COULD BE WINNING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That sounds like such a good night |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wish I was invited, I wish I had that privilage |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To celebrate with such a good bloke |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And yet I can't go |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because if you are not on the list you have to deal with Dig |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We'll you better all pay you're $50 at the door before you enter |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Otherwise you will also get the boot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just want all of those supplied beers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Carltons, The Coronas and the Cruisers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, there not really having Cruisers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well you all have fun |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Don't miss the oppertunity for such a good night |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're all forgiven |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know, what it means to him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You all go and make the night one to remember |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because thats what this night is all about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and that map is Berlin |
