| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome everybody, please take your places. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Today we are here to talk about Fort Hills |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the hardware gap analysis. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | First i will present supports responses, then developments. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Save all your questions until the end. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The good news is 2015.3 fixes all. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So this is just formality. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 2015.3 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 2015.3 does not address hardware. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it will be 2015.4. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone besides OPS and Dev get outside right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is 2015.4? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are paying for 2015.3. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why the fuck can they not have 2015.3 until January if the tablet isnt fixed? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ah, Fucking Matt B. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Well what is fixed? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Has development done a damn thing? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Besides sniffing fucking farts... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have they even looked at hardware? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they say hardware works as expected... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | as expected? as fucking expected? How? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir, it is not all the time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It is not all the time? WTF |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How the fuck? |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | How the fuck do we expect anyone to pay for this when it takes a shit in your hand? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You walk around in the snow like a fucking idiot listening to a beep. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And when you actually get closer it stops beeping, fucking beeping. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It hurts my fucking soul. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And dont even get me started on the fucking printer... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Printing out of order, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or sometimes just not printing at all, not at all. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is a fucking mystery. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking mystery. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuckin, Fuckin, fuckin damn mystery. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And yet we expect people to pay thousands of dollars for these pieces of shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | are we nuts? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Are we reall that nuts? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This shit has got to stop. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Crystal. John is still there for you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just cant do this anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least the barcode scanner has started to work again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | saving grace. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe we can tell them that. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well can we at least tell them that much is fixed? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Surely god that fucking works... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Matt B. |
