| 00:00 - 00:03 | The PLT's will be held at strategic locations |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Middle School here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Elementary by the Bus Garage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As well as this area |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The High School Complex, or whatever it is called |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So our MCA scores in the Pioneer will be flawless then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Beyond Judgement |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Um |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The PLT's will not save us this year. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Even with our protocols and adjendas. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | If you haven't completed the Infinitec training, please leave now. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We gave them IPADS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hundreds of them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Loaded with free apps and custom storage cabinets! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We cut budgets to get them! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No more candy in the office! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | People depended on that candy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The ipads were the final solution to our MCA problem. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And you can make lessons on MyBigCampus! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My Furher, MBC is dead. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then, why did we pay you all $1000 for your bundles? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My Furher, the school WIFI could not handle it anyway. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have Instructional Coaching! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Title 1 Interventionalists every where you look! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We gave you Smartboards! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The ultimate weapon of mass Education! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 300 pound miricles pounded into the middle of your whiteboards. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Also touch screen with fancy pens. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There have been donuts for dads. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and delicious, homemade muffins for moms. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | don't forget omlets for aunties. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will play the DEAR time music even louder. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Megadeath and Metallica |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | RDR will be filled. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or, they will have to take a break. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or go to the nearest buddy room to reflect. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You will document everything with paperless email. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to be put on MyBigCampus. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will put WIFI on all the busses |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gordon will run the show for the busses |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Remember the three principles |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we can give away more prizes... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe we would have better confereces |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Less silly trainings with the Librarian |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Electronic Battleship |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | perhaps PS4's and Xbox 1's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We must tackle the MCA's. |
