So I said, Tugsy. What you up to? Come on, get online.
Lets play some PUBG it'll be fun.
We'll do squads, with the boys.
I've barely played the game, but like to pretend I know everything about it.
So we win the game, but I get...
They carry my dead weight from Zharki to Military base
At one point, I even just get out the car mid drive and down myself.
So they all have to stop, turn around
and pick me up whilst in the gas taking damage.
And then when we get going again
I say stop at this single shack
There's nothing in it!
Nothing, but I pretend to get a 8X
I did fuck all, all game.
Nothing at all, just died.
I'm fucking worthless, literally dead weight holding them back.
The worst thing is, they keep playing.
A four man squad, might as well be three. I offer nothing.
But when I get downed. Serious time.
Pick me up, pick me up now. I don't care how far you are.
I'm the most important player.
Drop everything, get me up.
Now, this second.
Even if they are in the middle of a fight.
And I will keep moaning, until they come get me.
Run off on my own and die
then blame my team for my terrible play.
Doesn't matter the situation, I will rush off, not say a word and die alone.
It's not even funny anymore...
I just cant help myself.
How on earth do people still play with me?
"What's next for you?"
I think I'm going to move onto some new games to fail at, Overwatch probably.
They can carry me on that too.
I'll just play Widow.
20 years I've been carried.
I'm easily the worst player in Europe.
I should have stayed on my fucking Xbox.