| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will get more Taco Bell tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is a Taco Bell on the corner of 42nd and 34th st |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is also another mexican restaurant here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Since we all had tacos and beer last night we are feeling it today |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can pick up more hot sauce packets and beer here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, more beer and tacos again. My favorite. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | However, it's stinks in my office today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have been farting all day and stinkin' up your office |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Those tacos and beer last night has been tearing us up |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever has been farting in my office...stay. The rest leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bastards are stinkin' up my damn office! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It smells like a rotting dead corpse in here! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How would like for me to stink up your quarters? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will have a 12-pack and beans and sneak into your rooms |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew someone was farting in here |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You all need to drown yourself in Pepto Bismal! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It smells like shit in here and it makes my eyes water! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have girls coming in and out of my office |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we can't handle mexican food and beer every night |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Plug up your butt or spray Glade |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You make us drink hot sauce packets and slam beer what do you expect? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am embarrassed 'cause women think I'm ripping them |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I cannot get laid! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They come in here and says it stinks and leave |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yet, you are the ones blasting them away |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Get some fragrant underwear |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You all need diapers and monkey butt paste |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If you can't handle the taco supreme, then stay away from it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I cannot give up beer and mexican food |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I drank hot sauce and ate tacos and never farted with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I can handle tacos and beer better than you all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a like a lion with an iron gut |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can down a 12-pack and tear open taco packets all night |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm never gassy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It smells like someone farted again and its driving me nuts |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will have to give you all some Beano |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's like living in a barn |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least it might smell better than here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Dammit! Who flippin' farted again? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He just has a sensitive nose. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will take you to the doctor for a colonoscopy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe he will give you an enema |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It will clean you out ...like no other |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You will explode on the toilet |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will give you one. Just bend over and grab your ankles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those tacos from last night will shoot out of you like a cannon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Your farting days will be over |
