| 00:00 - 00:03 | I think we found a place to play hockey once a week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its tucked away in a little town called Downers Grove |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The rink is a REAL dump but it's our dump. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once a week we can get together and skate for 17 bucks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | After the game we can have a beer and laugh about the state of affairs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect 20 bucks each guy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can pool the change and purchase good beer to drink |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The price...uhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the price may |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rumor is the price will increase to 20 bucks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That kills the beer fund and we have to drink shit beer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks its okay to rub ointment on yourself after you shower, can leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF HOW CAN WE THIS HAPPEN!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WAS LOOKING TO GET AWAY FROM THE FAMILY ONCE A WEEK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW I WILL HAVE NO EXCUSE ON GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE AND WILL HAVE TO WATCH DANCING WITH THE STARS WITH THE WIFE!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THE OTHER REALITY TV CRAP SHOWS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | GOD HELP ME IF I HAVE TO WATCH THE BACHELOR |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO BE ROUNDED UP AND PUT ON A TRAIN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS FOUND THIS RINK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I BET THEY DO NOT HAVE SOAP DISPENERS IN THE SHOWERS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN SOAP |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | GREAT JUST ANOTHER THING TO WORRY ABOUT IN MY HOCKEY BAG SPILLING OVER MY EQUIPMENT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THEY MAKE BARS OF SOAP INSTEAD OF LIQUID |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU IDIOT I WOULD NOT SHARE MY BAR OF SOAP WITH ANY OF YOU FOOLS...LIQUID SOAP IS THE BEST |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IDIOTS!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I CAUGHT ATHETE'S FOOT ....I AM PARANOID |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | SO I BOUGHT SHOWER SLIPPERS...WHEN I GO TO THE SHOWERS I WANT TO FEEL CLEAN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT IF I BROUGHT MY SOAP. FOR 20 BUCKS I SHOULD HAVE A SOAP DISPENSER! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHO DOES NOT PROVIDE SOAP WHEN THEY HAVE SHOWERS???? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | EVEN IN THE CHEMICAL SHOWERS WE HAD SOAP DISPENSERS INSTALLED |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NOW WE WILL HAVE TO DRINK THE DOMESTIC BEER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AFTER A TOUGH SKATE YOU NEED A NICE IMPORTED BEER OR AT LEAST A PREMIUM DOMESTIC OR AN IPA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | NOW WE WILL HAVE TO LOOK AT THE SALE ADS ON GOOD BEER |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THIS WILL ALSO HURT THE SNACKS BROUGHT AS WELL NO MORE GOURMET CHIPS..JUST LAYS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE 3 DOLLARS WILL HAVE A DEEP IMPACT ON THE ECONOMICS OF THE TEAM |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | TRUST ME I KNOW ECONOMICS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I BET THE PRO SHOP IS NEVER OPEN TO GET OUR SKATES SHARPENED |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND IF IT IS OPEN THEY WILL NOT HAVE THE TAPE I LIKE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I WANT TO PLAY HOCKEY ONE NIGHT A WEEK AND TELL A FEW STORIES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND TALK ABOUT POLITICS AND RELGION |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He will skate he hates reality TV |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What can you do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The other rinks are more crowded and the other teams are probably dicks! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or jag-offs!! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | there are really no good options at this point |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we will have to play at the rink with |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no soap dispeners and drink domestic beer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at this dump.....our dump |
| 04:00 - 04:05 | our dump! |
