| 00:00 - 00:05 | ... so Pablo said he was talking to this guy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | apparently he made 3 million dollars buying ether... margin trading |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | i said Pablo, let me tell you something... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | did you hear what happened on GDAX the other day |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | i think i have his 3 million now... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | oooooops |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | him and his friends |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | all i had to do was convince a robot to give it to me... |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | millions |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | all i had to do was sell a few Ether, and then the robot took over... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | it decided that everyone else should sell their ether too... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | so it sold all the ether... ALL OF IT |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | at any price |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ANY PRICE AT ALL! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | it was a freaking ether firesale... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and only i was buying |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | i was buying |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and the rates were very reasonable... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | FOR ME |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | ether for $10... i'll take it! ... ether for $5... i'll take that too... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | ...so much ether... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | all coming to me... all thanks to this crazy fucking robot |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but seriously, ether is like gold dust |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | ...it's gone up like 5000% since it launched |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | 5000% |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | turns out i got in cheaper than the ICO price... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | so much |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i'm thinking |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | maybe i should take this robot out for dinner... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | maybe... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | maybe i... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | maybe i should just... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | offer to marry this fucking robot |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | whats mine is yours and what's yours is mine and all that... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | [but mainly what's yours] |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | too fucking right! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | millions of dollars in my pocket |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | now who needs some ether? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | i have one or two for sale |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | [do you feel any guilt?] |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | look at my face... does it look like the face... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | a person with regret... like my guilt is eating me up? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | oh boy... don't tell me you got liquidated too |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | oh shit, i got your ether too? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | well this is awkward |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | seriously this guy looks like he's about to shoot me... |
