| 00:00 - 00:03 | Samurai: We have captured Checkpoint Bravo with Fireteam Delta |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Samurai: Fireteam Charlie tried to take Checkpoint Alpha |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Samurai: but got kekked by UCTF here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Samurai: We sent out a QRF to try and assist them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Samurai: But they also got meme'd by a T90 here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wulfeh: It's fine, with out new ranking structure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wulfeh: We'll be more organised. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Samurai: COLMSGPV1COOLRANK. Wulfeh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Samurai: The new ranks... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dirty Harry: A lot of the new ranks look absolutely retarded |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dirty Harry: They are getting a lot of complaints. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Wulfeh: Everyone leave apart from Spartan, Samurai, Dirty Harry and DenZ... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Wulfeh: What the absolute fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Wulfeh: The Capital letters look damn immaculate! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Wulfeh: They make me feel special and make the faction seem more important! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wulfeh: Fucking Coalition scum... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wulfeh: They are just jealous! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Wulfeh: Our superior capital letters make them feel inferior! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wulfeh: Why, I should add the Warrant officer ranks just to piss them off. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Wulfeh: Maybe even give myself another NCO! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | DenZ: Wulfeh, some of these complaints are coming from Globalists. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Wulfeh: WHAT? Tell them to fuck off! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | DenZ: Wulfeh, we don't want to loose our playerbase! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wulfeh: Our playerbase is all memey 12 year olds anyway. |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | /me throws pencils. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Wulfeh: Fuck them all! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wulfeh: As soon as we win Saturday's event |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wulfeh: All the Coalition will defect to us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wulfeh: And we'll get all the S2Kers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Wulfeh: Let's see who cares about our glorious ranks then! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Wulfeh: They are all gonna be sorry soon when I pound the fuck out of them! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Wulfeh: Holy shit I think I'm having a seizure. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Wulfeh: If you all hate the ranks so much, why don't you fuck off and join Dazza! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wulfeh: Didn't think so... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Wulfeh: I need more respect here, I should promote myself! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Wulfeh: Maybe to Lieutenant Colonel. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Wulfeh: No, that wouldn't work... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Wulfeh: People would just take the piss out of it again... Fuck sake! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Wulfeh: and there are no more medals I can give to myself! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wulfeh: Maybe I could make some more... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wulfeh: But people may get pissy about that too. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Wulfeh: And post more fucking memes about me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stalker: Don't worry Makro, we can ERP later~ |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wulfeh: Fuck everything... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wulfeh: We won't win Saturday's event. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wulfeh: Right Samurai? |
| 03:26 - 03:31 | *Samurai holds down his push to talk, but nothing is heard* |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Wulfeh: Samurai... You're lagging again. |
| 03:33 - 03:40 | *Samurai gets annoyed and stops trying, everyone else feels awkward as fuck* |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Wulfeh: I built this faction from an inactive piece of crap. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wulfeh: Ever since the first Korea. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wulfeh: Now its just an active piece of crap... |
