| 00:00 - 00:03 | To Start off English Paper Two |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We Will Have Module A |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This Will be the Shoehorn Sonata |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then We Will have Module B |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which will be One of Wilfred Owens Poems |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then of Course Module C Billy Elliot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ok I'll Do Module A and C first to Get the Essays Out of the Way |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | umm. you do realise that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Module B is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Module B will also be an Essay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All three Sections of the Exam are Essays |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who can write more then two booklets in fourty minutes get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Actual Fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the Fuck are we meant to write Three Essays in Two Hours |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Like come on it isn't even possible |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the fuck do these English Teacher think they are |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Isn't it hard enough to do one decent essay in an hour now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Isn't enduring those God awful text enough |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To then go on and write Essays on all of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With the Only Good text being Poems by Wilfred Owen |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But I Liked Billy Elliot I thought it was... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Such the Fuck up No one asked for your Opinion |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | what about "Swallow the Air" in Paper One? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I cared enough I would of Finished the Book which I didn't do you know why |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Because it was shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I Don't care because Aboriginals struggles have been |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | shoved so far down my throat I'm Sufforcating |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And if any of you dare to mention that Book again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will have Listen to Nickleback on repeat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Until your Ears Bleed or until you are driven to Insanity |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If you don't believe me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What do you think happened to Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For Once I want to have a chance to go well in English |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To some how pull off getting an A or a High B |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But no they have to go and pull this bullshit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No matter |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I no longer care about Standard English |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I Still Have Modern History, Legal Studies, General 2 Maths and DnT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Shit and DnT is Tomorrow as well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the fuck are we even meant to study for that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Other then Target Market Research equals Sales |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry I'm sure he still likes English |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should stop making |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Memes and Shit like this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and Study more for English |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck it I'm too far gone for that now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The fuck is your proplem fixing your collar all the time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Yes I Saw it and It's annoying so stop it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck English |
