| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have watched enough Dragonball Z to bring you news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Z Fighters have defeated many foes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Including Frieza, Cell, and Majin Buu |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Frieza was killed by his own attack, Cell was killed by the Father Son Kamehameha |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Kid Buu was killed by the Spirit Bomb |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very Funny |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We all know Mr. Satan defeated Cell and Kid Buu |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...You see... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mr. Satan did not do anything |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Z Fighters gave him credit and the World Martial Arts Champion spot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any Mr. Satan haters leave the fucking room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought he beat those bastards just to be told he's didn't! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (We thought he could beat Goku in one fucking blast we thought!) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (and don't even tell me about him and Trunks!) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We thought he put those fuckers in there place! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just to be told he had to pay Android 18 for the win! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and that he didn't beat Cell with his Dynamite Kick! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir the series was still good with the Z Fighters |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit about those Saiyan fags! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, there are Namekians and humans |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Me and the people thought Mr. Satan was the best, but turns out to be like Yamcha! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT WAS A LIE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mr. Satan had his Mega Dynamite Kick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and his Ultra Megaton Punch! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He totally destroyed Majuub! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | (But turns out that Dragonball GT isn't fucking canon!) |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So that means Mr. Satan wasn't ever going to shine again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's why the series now sucks! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had my money for Xenoverse and everything! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But now hes gonna suck in that game! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was gonna use his Special Move to send those fuckers flying! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But all it does is make everyone go for you! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shit.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of course I order the game just to find out he is shit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So if he fused with Goku in Budokai 2 he would be a worse Goku! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even his daughter is better than him! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because she doesn't make every person destroy wanna kill her! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry...He will start to like the Z Fighters |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I guess that's it... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My childhood hero was a fucking fraud... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He didn't do anything at all... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well there is one good thing.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least he has never died in the whole series.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Except when he got shot by the Australian bitch.. thank god that asshole died |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess ill need to watch the series... |
