| 00:01 - 00:07 | We have exciting news on fat Lardo |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | im sorry I mean Kim Jong un |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | kim Jong un is reportedly gay |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | according to general pong lee |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | lee walked in on Kim Jong un having gay sex with another man |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Faggots are strictly prohibited in shit land I mean North Korea |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Kim Jong un confessed to being a gay this morning |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | he has had many affairs |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | he will be excuted next week |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | first they will chop his dick off and feed it to him |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | and stick a patatoe in his ass |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | have a shitty day North Korea |
