| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately we just missed out on the final 8 this season. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I suggest we begin to look at recruitment.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the strong Rugby League community of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The 2014 season will go down as a slight improvement on previous seasons... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..but we need to secure that uber Fullback from the mighty Berlin Sauerkrauts. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No need. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Hayne Plane will be our Fullback in 2015 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Hayne plane..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Hayne plane has decided to go play NFL |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He hasn't signed with Parramatta for the 2015 season |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who sent me that stupid video of Hayne impersonating a plane, Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Has the plane lost his MIND!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Leaving Rugby League for NFL!?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We gave him everything to make him stay and this is how he repays us!!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should hunt that overrated showboat down |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll give him a piece of my mind |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Thinks he's the king of league after one good season |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've seen a better set of wings on a Malaysia Airlines aircraft |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the hell is he going to do in the NFL!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, he has great potential to become a running back or kick return! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was YOUR job to ensure he stays with Parramatta you useless scum! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader! I couldn't hold him back from his life long dream! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHAT ABOUT MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF WINNING A PREMIERSHIP!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's down the toilet now!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who is playing full back next year.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hopoate? Norman? Robinson? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That incompetent little shit Sandow? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have enough problems trying to deal with Sandow on and off the field |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All we have left is that Fijian monster winger who resembles a semi trailer and can't speak English |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's more of a plane or train than Hayne will ever be |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll show that prick what 'A looooong time' means, the selfish sod! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess i'll miss watching the Plane. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's so talented and now he's gone for good |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He gets me soooo worked up! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I guess there's one plus... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY PLAYERS GOING TO COLES DURING THEIR DAMN GAME!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't care if he thinks their prices are 'down, down and staying down'. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wait until he sees what Walmart has.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We have no chance of getting him back once he sees their prices. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Watch the customers praise his silly lame plane impressions!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. The Americans don't like planes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's no point whining about it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess we make Sandow the Fullback in 2015, right guys? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fellas? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You all agree then. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Contact Chris Sandow immediately and tell him he has a 3 year ban from Coles. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and he may NOT call himself the new plane either |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I shall call him....Willis |
