00:00 - 00:04The Ofsted report has been published and it’s still a 3

00:04 - 00:09However we’ve mock-up some portacabbins in Berlin with the Purple logo

00:09 - 00:11We’ll then be an international college …

00:12 - 00:16and can claim 3 is the highest grade for colleges in Germany

00:17 - 00:22JJ will sort Farnham out, he’s a local boy.

00:24 - 00:28Mein Führer... Ali...

00:31 - 00:33Ali is taking maternity leave in September ...

00:34 - 00:36He’ll be on his own

00:53 - 00:58If you weren’t here for the last inspection, leave!

01:13 - 01:15That is bullshit!

01:15 - 01:17Neil leaving was bad enough but this is utter bullshit!

01:18 - 01:23Why wasn’t I told before now?

01:25 - 01:28First JJ has two sites …

01:29 - 01:31Then there’s only one HOLS

01:31 - 01:36Now Ali ... the first decent manager since the merger

01:36 - 01:40Couldn’t she have frozen her eggs … otr adopted?

01:40 - 01:42Mein Führer we have a replacement and the possibility of a dog’s body …

01:42 - 01:46Ali, how can they replace Ali?

01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer, The staff will close ranks

01:48 - 01:52Close ranks? They can’t even do UCAS on time

01:53 - 01:54I told them

01:56 - 02:00One man can’t manage two sites at once. It’s suicide.

02:00 - 02:03The last one lasted 6 weeks before they took it from him

02:04 - 02:08For years it’s the same bullshit. No human can do it

02:08 - 02:13Fred Carter did it but he wasn’t human. He was an android.

02:14 - 02:16How else could he have put up with a partner with all the charm and warm of Stalin

02:17 - 02:21Ali was forged in a school PE dept

02:27 - 02:29She has steel in her, she even got students here from Europe

02:30 - 02:34Bullshit!

02:34 - 02:36How can we improve without her monthly RAG data

02:41 - 02:42All the A level courses will founder

02:43 - 02:47No lesson Obs, no CCMs, no meetings!

02:48 - 02:53They’ll be drinking coffee in lessons!

02:54 - 02:56Sardid will be brought back!

02:56 - 02:59Don’t worry, Gerda, Katie is really good

03:00 - 03:02How could they let her, how could they?

03:04 - 03:07Improvement is impossible …

03:14 - 03:1618 months and we’ll be a 4.

03:19 - 03:23The battle … is lost.

03:25 - 03:26Call Weydon. Tell them to come and collect the keys, turf over the tennis courts. Tell the staff …

03:40 - 03:46They can leave at 4:30 on a Wednesday