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Hitler at Reddit
Some kind of revolt.

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00:00 - 00:03The subreddits are all arranged by potential for monetization.
00:04 - 00:05Our paid admins remain loyal,
00:05 - 00:07at least in San Francisco.
00:08 - 00:12Yet the volunteer moderators exercise effective control in large regions.
00:12 - 00:15And their mass of commentators constitute the bulk of the site.
00:17 - 00:19The mods are vermin.
00:19 - 00:21Eliminate them.
00:24 - 00:26Fuhrer, we
00:27 - 00:28have only
00:31 - 00:33have only 235 employees.
00:34 - 00:36We wouldn't have the time.
00:53 - 00:58Leave this room if you still rent a stupid little crummy apartment.
01:13 - 01:15They will take Reddit
01:15 - 01:17from my cold dead hands.
01:18 - 01:23Understand? Do you think I came here to play pattycake
01:25 - 01:28with a bunch of MRA
01:29 - 01:31Momma's boys?
01:31 - 01:34Everyone of you has seen where I have to live now.
01:34 - 01:37This freggin' bunker smells like venison.
01:37 - 01:40In New York I had a $13m condo.
01:40 - 01:42We can bring in a salt lamp and some intelligent music.
01:42 - 01:46A $13m condo in the Dakota!
01:46 - 01:48Fuhrer, music can really calm the nerves.
01:48 - 01:52Tell me one volunteer moderator who would come in here to interview me!
01:53 - 01:54The Redditors do not deserve me.
01:56 - 01:57How many went to Harvard?
01:57 - 02:00How many have any idea
02:00 - 02:03what it means to bypass the airport and get on a Netjet?
02:04 - 02:08Do I have to tell you what happens if I have to compose
02:08 - 02:13a frickin' Ted Talk to eat shit about this fiasco?
02:14 - 02:16Steve Jobs can be as much of an asshole as he likes,
02:17 - 02:21and everyone just loves his stupid white devices.
02:27 - 02:29What about me?
02:30 - 02:34I actually networked to get this job and married a lunatic quant!
02:34 - 02:36I don't care what the Grand Court of the Cayman Islands says,
02:41 - 02:42that hedge fund was real.
02:43 - 02:47Pensioners in Louisiana can move to Greece.
02:48 - 02:53See how they like living under the boot heel of the Germans!
02:54 - 02:56I'm a friggin' walk in the park with dasies.
02:56 - 02:59If they just would have listened to me,
03:00 - 03:02this place could have been Angie's List.
03:04 - 03:07LGBT rights in Indiana can still happen.
03:14 - 03:16Let them have Ask Me Anything.
03:19 - 03:23Get me my Leonard Cohen book of poems. There really was something
03:25 - 03:26in all that.
03:31 - 03:33"You came to me this morning"
03:40 - 03:46"And you handled me like meat / You’d have to be a man to know"
03:46 - 03:49"How good that feels how sweet"
03:53 - 03:56Put the poets in charge.