| 00:00 - 00:03 | The subreddits are all arranged by potential for monetization. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our paid admins remain loyal, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at least in San Francisco. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Yet the volunteer moderators exercise effective control in large regions. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And their mass of commentators constitute the bulk of the site. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The mods are vermin. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Eliminate them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, we |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | have only |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | have only 235 employees. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We wouldn't have the time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave this room if you still rent a stupid little crummy apartment. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They will take Reddit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | from my cold dead hands. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Understand? Do you think I came here to play pattycake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with a bunch of MRA |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Momma's boys? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone of you has seen where I have to live now. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This freggin' bunker smells like venison. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | In New York I had a $13m condo. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can bring in a salt lamp and some intelligent music. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A $13m condo in the Dakota! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, music can really calm the nerves. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tell me one volunteer moderator who would come in here to interview me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Redditors do not deserve me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How many went to Harvard? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How many have any idea |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what it means to bypass the airport and get on a Netjet? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I have to tell you what happens if I have to compose |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | a frickin' Ted Talk to eat shit about this fiasco? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Steve Jobs can be as much of an asshole as he likes, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and everyone just loves his stupid white devices. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I actually networked to get this job and married a lunatic quant! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't care what the Grand Court of the Cayman Islands says, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that hedge fund was real. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Pensioners in Louisiana can move to Greece. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | See how they like living under the boot heel of the Germans! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm a friggin' walk in the park with dasies. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If they just would have listened to me, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | this place could have been Angie's List. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | LGBT rights in Indiana can still happen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let them have Ask Me Anything. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get me my Leonard Cohen book of poems. There really was something |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | in all that. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "You came to me this morning" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "And you handled me like meat / Youd have to be a man to know" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "How good that feels how sweet" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the poets in charge. |
