00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings from our great leader Kim Jong Un |
00:08 - 00:13 | This is his advice on Slow Play Management |
00:14 - 00:18 | Slow play is usually caused by golfers with an inflated sense of self importance |
00:19 - 00:20 | In North Korea |
00:21 - 00:23 | All golfers must play |
00:24 - 00:30 | each hole play within the time duration set by Kim Jong Un |
00:31 - 00:35 | Our marshals are armed with poison darts, knives and guns |
00:36 - 00:38 | Slow players can be poisoned, |
00:39 - 00:42 | stabbed or shot by our marshals. |
00:43 - 00:46 | Since implementing these measures |
00:46 - 00:49 | there has been no complaints of slow play |
00:49 - 00:52 | SICC should follow these best practices |