| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Sir, we have troubling news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The photo bandit has recorded the ice cream truck |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We believe it occurred here, the park next to Woodrow Ave |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, it happened quickly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to change our jingles again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They want to make a ringtone... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Record our truck moving through the area |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think this is funny... Get out.. Now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Trying to take a photo of our ice cream trucks? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do they think this is funny? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuck them, I'll put an ice cream truck on every corner |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blast the damn song day and night! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | See how they like that! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | What about retreating? Only keeping the trucks out during daylight hours? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What are you doing standing here? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We could move the trucks... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Get popsicles, candy pops, ice cream sundaes |
| 01:53 - 01:57 | Load it all into the damn trucks and put one on every corner |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Anything you can get your hands on! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those fuckers! |
