| 00:01 - 00:07 | My name is Martz and I'm here to deliver some news. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Russia returns, but for how long? |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | SOD complains that Msgt. Jack's parody's suck. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Now unto the dinner forecast. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Parashock will not be un-available starting today, until next month. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Wow... He really loves dinner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | 'Irish' is established on CMRP. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | And now, for our daily chant. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Parashock, is a bitch! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Parashock is a bitch! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | That's all for now. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | I hope I don't get banned for this... |
