| 00:00 - 00:05 | Dad told us kids to hurry. Clean this place up quickly! He said.... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We were going as fast as we could. "How can we go any faster!?"My sister said. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | That's when my brother Jesse said "Stop! I know how to shut him up." |
| 00:18 - 00:22 | I'm going to tie all the fireworks together..... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Over $1000 on one fuse! |
| 00:41 - 00:52 | We took every mortar we could find and bunched them all together. My brother went to town and bought 50 feet of fuse! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We tied over 100 mortars together! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | We will show him exactly what hurry up means! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Mom is going to freak out more than dad! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And all the people! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Will come to see a fireworks show |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It will last three seconds. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I couldn't wait to see their faces after we lit it up! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So everyone finally shows up and we eat fish and hush puppies. |
| 01:36 - 01:40 | My brothers and I needed help so we drafted Lonnie and Paul |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | No seriously..... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We got everyone together and planned everything for the fireworks. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Lonnie, Paul, and my self would load mortars while Derek lit them. |
| 01:50 - 01:57 | All Jesse had to do was light up all of dads money we had piled up and tied together with fuses! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So it starts to get dark and the visitors gather around. |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | (Mumbles) |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We get the lighters! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And Lonnie forgot to bring the beer! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So we sent Jesse to get beer before we started lighting the fireworks! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did he go? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Hell yes! He was thirsty too! |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | No Steenbergen ever thought getting more beer was a bad idea. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Especially when fireworks are involved! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So he got back with a golf cart full of beer and we were ready to go. |
| 02:55 - 02:58 | So, it was now time to light all the fireworks? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh yeah.... You know.... We just started lighting them. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That's how we do it. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Light that shit up.... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Guess what happened next. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Did you think that was it!? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Jesse lit the fuse to the big stuff and nothing happened!!!!! |
