| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Coleraine League has entered the final round of League games |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Thatch go to Sperrin, Villa to Berthas, Swifts to Bushmills |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Kellys here, Johnstons here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We hear Cooleys have forfeited from the League |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this means Floyds B will finish in last place |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the Swifts should bring the title home |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Start organising the celebration party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's between Thatch and Sperrin |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | both Villa teams are playing for 3rd place sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't registered for the League, Get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How in God's name has this happened |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | With the players we have, How! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the Rat, Davy Glenn, That cunt Norty |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and that buckfast swallying fucker Hedgie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is Fucking Bullshit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have spent years building this team |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what for exactly |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | one league title and a few measely cups |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Willie Bond is not happy either |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck, if Bond is not happy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they have already started building for next year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | sure what's the fucking point in that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We had to win this Year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With the Thatch in the league |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to get the recognition we deserve |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that we didn't get before |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just because we won it the year the Thatch left |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But they came back and we had a chance to stick the middle finger up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to those who doubted us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but as usual they have pissed the chance away the useless twats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why do they let it happen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to make Bobby proud |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Give him the pleasure of watching his team take the league from the Thatch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now its over for us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and we have to wait another year, then another |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and look at the Villa 3rd last year and there again, How! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What is there secret |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who are they paying bribes too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jojo, It's not Rodney's fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And what about that arsehole Kane, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is he going to sign for us next year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who Else! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will keep bringing in players, but we need a team |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who will be there every game wanting to win |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't take it anymore!!! |
