| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mod Mark! Our chinchompa army is ready! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are waiting outside Lumbridge |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Falador and Varrock |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the situation has gotten grave |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The players are fighting back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Meh, offer 75 spins to them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Increase RWT updates by 85% and they'll stop |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mod Mark |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Awoke Rinuthix |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's been eating everyone and anything |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been carroted before... leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You guys are so lucky! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Never having the horror of having a carrot... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every night I have nightmares of that bloody thing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If you idiots had stopped being such selfish pricks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And stopped suckling my chins |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could've stopped with the RWT greed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you have any idea what it took |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To make her fall asleep the first time!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we have a chinchompa army! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and make her happy? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we have millions of them! They're unstoppable! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mod MMG you bloody idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen the scorch marks when she eats them!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The players are idiots! they don't realise that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we are saving them with RWT! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With chinchompa's there is balance! Rinuthix can sleep!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now because of you noobs, I have to wear a butt plug again! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She won't stop! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Look at what happened to that poor bastard Strife 3e! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Her asshole is probably still burning afterwards! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Those chinchompa's will be the death of us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stop feeding them the nitrogen |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Withdraw our troops from Runescape |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stop listening to our players and see what they |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | have gotten themselves into when she finds them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That bloody carrot hurt like hell last time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know what happens when I see the colour orange??? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There is no stopping her! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Khristo, we know you're the only one she won't carrot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rinuthix will end the 6th age in Runescape |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She will find the Giant chinchompa |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's cuteness is no longer a weapon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to act fast... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Offer all players 200 spins and 3 mths membership |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they take it, we may save enough players for 07 scape |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone go find me my butt plug... |
