| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, Market mein rumors phel raha hai. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 5 saal se soch raha tha |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Is baar pakka lag raha hai. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | India pakka jaayega, pata nahin kahaan. Kandivli, Parle, Pune, Goa |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Vile Parle ka possibility hain. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Neena se baat kiya tumne, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kalpess ka bharosa nahin.Bacchchon ka kya? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fees pan bhari didhi che |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ticket pan book thai gayee che, next week ni |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | India nu su thase, Bhagwaan jaane havey |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jis kisi mein Photography ka hoonar hai, raho, baaki sab satak lo |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Aata maajhi sataknaar. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ullu Ke Pattho, Tum uski jagah loge !!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gaddhedinao, Maloom kitna passion hai photography ke liye |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mera Media coverage kaun handle karega abhi, Media executive ke bina |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Socho, Valentine party, Diwali Party, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Christmas Party, New Years Party |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Yaad hai Destin mein Sandy beach pe |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | White kapdo mein they dono |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Ketan aur Priyen mein potential hai. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bapu, Tatia, Sanjay, Rakesh ko camera pakadna nahin aata |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Thoda training do, yeh log bhi seekh jaayenge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dhakkan, Rajesh ko email karna nahin aata. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Daffod, Gadhedao |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mein Bhai of Germany, voh Bhai of Atlanta |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 15 saal mein, America ka haal dekh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Uske raaj mein Dotcom bubble, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Housing crisis, recession, banks ki band. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Abhi India ki band bajaayega. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Yaad hai uska email? I do not appreciate it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maloom Ankit ki flight, Monika ka chappal, Apple ka share price |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Usse zyaada romantic hai koi idhar |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Neena ena maate rojje chai taiyyar rakhe |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He is my love guru |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Neena ko usne bus mein pataya |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Neena ne kyaare lipstick lagaadva nathi deto. Control jo eno. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Smokies mein 30 seconds yaad hain |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Khaavano teklo shaukeen che |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kaun lavse Jalebi, Fafda, marcha havey - huhhhhh |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Arthur nu su thashe, bechaaro |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Rad na Neena, line par aavi jase Kalpesh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Satto chalu karo |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | 1, 2 years ke 6 months maan return |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Badha kaame lago, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Make sure he does not come back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Passport nu khaas dhyaan rakhjo |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | His email: [email protected] |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Badha have Goa maan saathe maliye |
