| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gunna be a light practice today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 40 minutes of hash to hash passing, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | no shit passes. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Maybe we'll add a few four-stops in there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That's what Rabil, Pannell, and I used to always do |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You heard Coach Rewk, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Only two-handed ground balls |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Joyce, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He missed a meeting with Dr. Habel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was eating Cheetos and drinking Sprite |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who went to class today, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need to be on the ski-lift! No rollercoaster |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I gotta deal with all this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone's doing duckwalks on Saturday now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And all that good stuff |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I guess Phipps will have to do it again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I fucking left Maryland for this shit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For you fuckers who don't even want to be here. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, I didn't even miss my meeting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck you fairy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, they didn't go to class either. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those kids are starters. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm from Long Island! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Curt's too busy dancing, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Guy is drinking fucking apple juice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And who the fuck is Anthony Heaton? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He keeps texting me wanting to play |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Warner is so fucking good! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You guys aren't allowed to go out anymore |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make sure to tell Mitch |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That he's a bounce shot guy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You guys all say fuck the coaches, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck you! That's the best advice I can give you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If you guys don't want to play then quit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll bring in new guys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You all should be like Brian |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He sits in the first three rows |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ellen, he's not normally this way |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just quit, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Until Kelly gets some ligaments. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He can't even film. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I guess we should run |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure everyone runs seventeens once I leave. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't watch Urbank get last again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I want Ehrhardt back |
