| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now that we are in the SPL we will need to make travel plans |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | lots of new teams to play |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will be playing Inverness, Ross County and Dundee United and Celtic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will need to travel here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Avoiding relegation will be tough Archie |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There are some really good teams in that league |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should be o.k., we have the best fans in the league |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out their weaknesess |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Archie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dundee United... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have signed Pates on a pre-contract |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have also signed Erskine and want others... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have signed a pre-contract with Dundee United...leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those bastards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They don't even know the word for a roundabout!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They call it a circle |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We will gub them at Tannadice next season |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We will take 12 points off them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | At least we can buy players |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with the 80 grand Jackie Mac owes us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we can resign Doolan with that |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Archie, he hasn't paid up |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That wee shite, he better pay up |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Archie, he wants a bonus for winning the league |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A bonus!!?!! he couldn't win away |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He always lost to Morton |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He drew with Airdrie!!! Airdrie!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sevco are better than them... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | even when Sandaza plays |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he always lost to Hamilton as well |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and couldn't keep a lead, 94 minutes at livingston |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he couldn't organise a defence |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | if his life depended on it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I got more points than him in less games and I never lost to Morton |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he is a moneygrabbing wee jobbie |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ian McCall signed all his good players |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Anyway |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll show him next season, Archie's Army are on the march |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We will sign Chic Charnley again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he isn't that old and he is better than Scott Brown |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hope United get relegated |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and end up getting gubbed by Sevco |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I just renewed my season ticket, but I only go to see Erskine's goals |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we can replace Erskine too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Iain Cameron might fancy a come back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Does anyone have Wullie Jamieson's number? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He can play at the back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next season they will struggle |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we will du du du the Conrad Balatoni |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | du du du the Conrad Balatoni |
