| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately Sir, the frequency of Cove posts is down significantly. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The European posts are down to a handful. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And are mostly incomprehensible anyway. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We predict the last Cove post will be in six months. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | From some asshole outside of Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What we need to do is go back to the Cruising World board. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No shortage of people there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Umm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We regret to inform you that the Cruising World board has been offline for years. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is only CSBB and their numbers are down as well. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that was not at the last goat-rape party please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? CSBB? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CS fucking BB? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There's not a fuck-it sticker on the fucking planet big enough for that shithole! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bunch of fucking morons and noobs. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We need to find new blood! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This place has been dead for months and months. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now no CW board to recruit new assholes? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just exactly what the fuck am I supposed to do now? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But some of the old gang is coming back. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The old gang? Which of those old fucks? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir - Speedy and Brad. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Speedy and Brad? Fuck those fucking assholes!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A tricycle builder and a psychopath? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What's next? Pictures of food and cats? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Another fucking anchor thread? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That would be just fucking great!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We used to post pictures of tits, god damn it! Pictures of tits! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | We would regularly offend the women here. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We all did it! |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | We would regularly offend everyone here. |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | Every week there was somebody screaming |
| 02:19 - 02:23 | Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People used to fear us. |
| 02:29 - 02:32 | Do you remember when Rick fucked us over? |
| 02:32 - 02:33 | We didn't take that shit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We kicked his sorry ass out! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The current post leader is the wild man of fucking Borneo! |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | And the Gasbag! Where's that fucking gasbag, Eisberg? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know he's full of himself, but his posts are interesting! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to end up as a bunch of whiny old men. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Talking about operations and chasing fucking bigfoot. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. It will never come to that... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Have we sunk so low? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do I have to lower myself and send the keys to.... to.... |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | bernie? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Never. Not that. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have failed you and the ship is sinking. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's only one choice left... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Move it all over to Facebook. |
