| 00:00 - 00:03 | Johnny Depp was supposed to come to Austria to film the latsest Pirates of the Caribbean |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he was then coming to Berlin finish off |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from this way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but there was a major error by the pilot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They somehow ended up in Australia |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So they got the route completly arse about? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how could they get it so wrong? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | a misunderstanding |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A misunderstanding between Austria and Australia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Anyone could make this mistake |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | i want every who has not seen a Pirates of the Caribbean movie to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Anyone can make this Mistake!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No German could make this mistake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i went to a lot of trouble |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to get his stupid dogs pass quarantine |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | now Barnaby Joyce wants to kill his dogs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who does he think he is to tell him to bugger off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He has not made a good movie since Edward Sissor hands |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not one good movie since then |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my Fuher I am sure he has |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ok name one then |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuher I thought Donnie Brosco was good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That stupid moive , and how long ago was that made 1997? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that stupid remake of Willie Wonka?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | or what about Alice in Wonderland? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | i suppose you think that was good too? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he has made nothing but garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This was his chance in Austria and Berlin to finally redeem himself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but no he goes to Australia instead of Austria |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He has made fools of us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But now Australia is basking in all the glory |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have to think of some way to redeem ourselves |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who else can we get here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We must be able to get someone better |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe Matt Damon and he has no dogs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There must be someone else we can get |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller both are idiots |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Will Ferrell maybe or Steve Carell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do we need to go down to that level |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Can we get that desperate |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it will be ok I am sure he can get George Clooney |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In the old days it would be easy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We had Charlton Heston |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He was always reliable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even with his gun lobby |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our only chance now is to get Barnaby Joyce on our side |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He could tell the others to bugger off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe even a movie starring Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey |
