| 00:00 - 00:03 | You've had your strongest every start to the fantasy season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we must now turn our attention |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To the upcoming Origin season |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Your starting 13 includes 5 players who are earmarked for Origin selection |
| 00:11 - 00:17 | And 7 of the remaining 8 have a bye in Round 11 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well I have depth on my bench |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I still have Sandow |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Sandow - |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sandow was driving a Commodore and crashed |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | He fled the scene so he has been dropped |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | All who agreed with me Round 1 that he was too much of a risk |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | May leave |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | What the fucking fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | He earns 550k a season - what's he doing driving a fucking Holden!? |
| 01:18 - 01:21 | I told you Sandow would come unstuck |
| 01:21 - 01:22 | I wanted to pick Aidan Sezer |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | 'But Sezer is boring to watch' you all said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He has over 200 kick metres every week |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tell me what's so boring about that majestic left boot? |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | How many times must I tell you morons that there's no fantasy points - |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | for flamboyance and flashy showmanship! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer the season is long we must not turn on each other now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Convenient of you to say Mr 'Pick James Graham as captain' |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer - noone could have predicted the Graham fiasco |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ''Graham is the best non-origin player'' - you said! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You muppet! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He looks like a fat Ed Sheerin! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That hot head's disrespect of the referees cost me dearly - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | - just like your disrespect for my authority is costing me now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I work my ass off week after week trawling through stats |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I pick the most well balanced team and make the most calculated transfers but end up with not a penny to show for it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It happens every - single - year! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It reminds of when SBW knocked out Joey in 2007 when all this fantasy torment started |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was just a fantasy rookie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I installed Joey as the captain of 'Adolf's A-Team' |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The eighth immortal would lead us to fantasy glory |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Sonny Bill |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | He had other ideas didn't he! |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | He took out my boy Joey in Round 1! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With a head high shot that ended his illustrious career! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And more importantly the A-team's season |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have never forgiven Sonny Bill |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The gorgeous Kiwi bastard! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Eva, there's always next season |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Alas I am ruined again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wish that there was another way |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A fantasy game |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With riches never before seen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Where one mistake didn't cost you everything until next year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Where every night... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Was a new season |
