00:00 - 00:03 | We have to go to Yorkshire boss,4 days,travelling all around here |
00:04 - 00:05 | Fuck off,not going anywhere near those six fingered cunts |
00:05 - 00:10 | Yorkiebar cunts won't know what's hit them |
00:05 - 00:07 | But boss,they said they will look after us,protect us?? |
00:08 - 00:12 | Protect us?? Them cunts?? |
00:12 - 00:15 | Yes boss,they said the will show us emmerdale farm,and let us tickle Jackie sugdens cock |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'd rather get a fucking blow job off a great white shark ya nob |
00:19 - 00:21 | But boss,my mate Dave Batey said it's great and has hills and shit |
00:24 - 00:26 | Batey?? Fucking Batey??.........has he got that underpant thundercunt with him?? |
00:27 - 00:28 | Trevor?? |
00:31 - 00:33 | Yeah the bald cunt |
00:34 - 00:36 | Yes boss,they're partners,live together |
00:53 - 00:58 | Is their mum their dad and their dad their mum?? |
01:13 - 01:15 | Maybe boss |
01:15 - 01:17 | Fuck,wife beating six fingered sister shagging dog eating rat infested cunts |
01:18 - 01:23 | They eat dogs?? |
01:25 - 01:28 | ANd cats,cunts the lot of em |
01:29 - 01:31 | Trevor is a cook though boss |
01:31 - 01:34 | All that cunt cooks is crystal fucking Meth,he's the only yorkiebar cunt ever to get twatted off his mrs |
01:34 - 01:37 | Needs a fucking good caking the underpant wearing twat |
01:37 - 01:40 | Aye,appen |
01:40 - 01:42 | Leeds?? What about Leeds?? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shithole,but they have 500 billon people support their football team,most of whom are in the away end at away games.....cunts,Burberry cap wearing cunts!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But we can go to compos cafe,?? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Compos?? Short for fucking compost no doubt,all those cunts eat and talk shit! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Batey?? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Especially that fucking long streak of Yorkshire piss,head like a bell end that six fingered cunt |
01:57 - 02:00 | We must go,I want to meet Amos brierley,and put my arm up a cows arse! |
02:00 - 02:03 | A cows arse??? Yorkshire birds have faces like fucking cows arses,fuck me,you want shooting you nobhead,don't you see,inbreds the fucking lot of em |
02:04 - 02:08 | Yes but,they have tea!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Tea? Dogshit in a bag,probably straight out of rovers arse before underpant boy skinned and spit roasted it |
02:14 - 02:16 | Yorkshire is apparently gods on country boss |
02:17 - 02:21 | Yeah,especially fucking Bradford!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I can't face it,insect ridden fucked up fake gold numb cunts,and they fucking smell |
02:30 - 02:34 | Why did the fucking Luftwaffe never fucking level the dosshole?? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Surely we would be doing the world a favour,cow shagging is a fucking horrible habbit |
02:41 - 02:42 | Remember Jimmy Saville?? All at it,Yorkshire that,fucking yorkshire |
02:43 - 02:47 | He's one of them,that Trevor,saville written all over him, |
02:48 - 02:53 | That town they live in,steeton,all one big fucking family |
02:51 - 02:56 | Noooo,fucking no |
02:54 - 02:56 | Kieghly full of Isis,skipton still has bastard steam trains |
02:56 - 02:59 | There's no electricity or gas, |
03:00 - 03:02 | Batey reckons his back is bad you know |
03:04 - 03:07 | Lazy fucking itis,lazy fucking itis the cunt |
03:14 - 03:16 | All the bastard same every fucking one |
03:19 - 03:23 | Bomb the place,level it,leave nothing fucking left,it will be a massive improvement |
03:25 - 03:26 | Any survivors,cut their sixth finger off,and stick it up their fucking arse |
03:31 - 03:33 | Champions of cricket cunts,may as well be French the surrender monkey fuckwits |
03:40 - 03:46 | We will build a wall,build a wall around them and up to jock land |
03:46 - 03:49 | And give them all jobs at the BBC,the peado cunts |
03:53 - 03:56 | We will rescue their wives from slavery and stop their children working int' mills |