00:00 - 00:03We have to go to Yorkshire boss,4 days,travelling all around here
00:04 - 00:05Fuck off,not going anywhere near those six fingered cunts
00:05 - 00:10Yorkiebar cunts won't know what's hit them
00:05 - 00:07But boss,they said they will look after us,protect us??
00:08 - 00:12Protect us?? Them cunts??
00:12 - 00:15Yes boss,they said the will show us emmerdale farm,and let us tickle Jackie sugdens cock
00:17 - 00:19I'd rather get a fucking blow job off a great white shark ya nob
00:19 - 00:21But boss,my mate Dave Batey said it's great and has hills and shit
00:24 - 00:26Batey?? Fucking Batey??.........has he got that underpant thundercunt with him??
00:27 - 00:28Trevor??
00:31 - 00:33Yeah the bald cunt
00:34 - 00:36Yes boss,they're partners,live together
00:53 - 00:58Is their mum their dad and their dad their mum??
01:13 - 01:15Maybe boss
01:15 - 01:17Fuck,wife beating six fingered sister shagging dog eating rat infested cunts
01:18 - 01:23They eat dogs??
01:25 - 01:28ANd cats,cunts the lot of em
01:29 - 01:31Trevor is a cook though boss
01:31 - 01:34All that cunt cooks is crystal fucking Meth,he's the only yorkiebar cunt ever to get twatted off his mrs
01:34 - 01:37Needs a fucking good caking the underpant wearing twat
01:37 - 01:40Aye,appen
01:40 - 01:42Leeds?? What about Leeds??
01:42 - 01:46Shithole,but they have 500 billon people support their football team,most of whom are in the away end at away games.....cunts,Burberry cap wearing cunts!!
01:46 - 01:48But we can go to compos cafe,??
01:48 - 01:52Compos?? Short for fucking compost no doubt,all those cunts eat and talk shit!
01:53 - 01:54Batey??
01:56 - 01:57Especially that fucking long streak of Yorkshire piss,head like a bell end that six fingered cunt
01:57 - 02:00We must go,I want to meet Amos brierley,and put my arm up a cows arse!
02:00 - 02:03A cows arse??? Yorkshire birds have faces like fucking cows arses,fuck me,you want shooting you nobhead,don't you see,inbreds the fucking lot of em
02:04 - 02:08Yes but,they have tea!!
02:08 - 02:13Tea? Dogshit in a bag,probably straight out of rovers arse before underpant boy skinned and spit roasted it
02:14 - 02:16Yorkshire is apparently gods on country boss
02:17 - 02:21Yeah,especially fucking Bradford!!
02:27 - 02:29I can't face it,insect ridden fucked up fake gold numb cunts,and they fucking smell
02:30 - 02:34Why did the fucking Luftwaffe never fucking level the dosshole??
02:34 - 02:36Surely we would be doing the world a favour,cow shagging is a fucking horrible habbit
02:41 - 02:42Remember Jimmy Saville?? All at it,Yorkshire that,fucking yorkshire
02:43 - 02:47He's one of them,that Trevor,saville written all over him,
02:48 - 02:53That town they live in,steeton,all one big fucking family
02:51 - 02:56Noooo,fucking no
02:54 - 02:56Kieghly full of Isis,skipton still has bastard steam trains
02:56 - 02:59There's no electricity or gas,
03:00 - 03:02Batey reckons his back is bad you know
03:04 - 03:07Lazy fucking itis,lazy fucking itis the cunt
03:14 - 03:16All the bastard same every fucking one
03:19 - 03:23Bomb the place,level it,leave nothing fucking left,it will be a massive improvement
03:25 - 03:26Any survivors,cut their sixth finger off,and stick it up their fucking arse
03:31 - 03:33Champions of cricket cunts,may as well be French the surrender monkey fuckwits
03:40 - 03:46We will build a wall,build a wall around them and up to jock land
03:46 - 03:49And give them all jobs at the BBC,the peado cunts
03:53 - 03:56We will rescue their wives from slavery and stop their children working int' mills