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Hitler hates his iPhone now
The furher discovers his apple iPhone is a closed source platform, even to him.

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00:00 - 00:03Excuse me SIr, i have some news for you
00:04 - 00:05The enemy is surrounding Berlin.
00:05 - 00:07We have the GPS through our smart phones
00:08 - 00:12and we know they can see our locations.
00:12 - 00:15right here in our Berlin Bunker.
00:17 - 00:19well, we can change the
00:19 - 00:21location of the devices by encrypting a new app
00:24 - 00:26My Furher, we....
00:27 - 00:28the iPhone is a closed source platform
00:31 - 00:33We would need apples permission
00:34 - 00:36we won't get it approved
00:53 - 00:58everyone who knew iPhone was closed platform leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE HELL!
01:15 - 01:17Why would i buy a phone i can do what i want with it!
01:18 - 01:23Who is Steve Jobs to tell ME how i can use my property!
01:25 - 01:28I knew i should have had Android!
01:29 - 01:31We could create our own apps
01:31 - 01:34and not be restricted!
01:34 - 01:37Why would we want to be restricted!
01:37 - 01:40Why would we allow ourselves to have to ask permission!
01:40 - 01:42My früher, iPhone adnapple are very trendy
01:42 - 01:46I DONT CARE ABOUT TRENDY! Don't you see my moustache!
01:46 - 01:48But apple doesn't get viruses
01:48 - 01:52WE can handle a common cold!
01:53 - 01:54I eat apples fro breakfast!
01:56 - 01:57why would i want a platform
01:57 - 02:00that has constraints on what
02:00 - 02:03can be done with the software
02:04 - 02:08 and the restriction of access
02:08 - 02:13to the original source code
02:14 - 02:16IT is so infuriating!
02:17 - 02:21Google likes to state that modders are free
02:27 - 02:29to do what they want with Android
02:30 - 02:34it is a user's system after all
02:34 - 02:36The "openness" of Android has stimulated a healthy modding community
02:41 - 02:42savvy owners change Android phones at will.
02:43 - 02:47i walk around with this moustache to show you
02:48 - 02:53I don't care about 'trendy'
02:54 - 02:56I have an itchy nose 24 hours a day!
02:56 - 02:59To show you I only care about CONTROL!
03:00 - 03:02That is all that matters to me
03:04 - 03:07here here, he will calm down once he has reorganised his iTunes
03:14 - 03:16Small devices benefit greatly from having software
03:19 - 03:23that is highly optimized for the specific hardware
03:25 - 03:26it runs on
03:31 - 03:33I thought that
03:40 - 03:46was enough, but obviously not
03:46 - 03:49Android, which is the clear global leader
03:53 - 03:56 as a smartphone platform