| 00:00 - 00:03 | Excuse me SIr, i have some news for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The enemy is surrounding Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have the GPS through our smart phones |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we know they can see our locations. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | right here in our Berlin Bunker. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | well, we can change the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | location of the devices by encrypting a new app |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher, we.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the iPhone is a closed source platform |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We would need apples permission |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we won't get it approved |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who knew iPhone was closed platform leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would i buy a phone i can do what i want with it! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who is Steve Jobs to tell ME how i can use my property! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew i should have had Android! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We could create our own apps |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and not be restricted! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why would we want to be restricted! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why would we allow ourselves to have to ask permission! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My früher, iPhone adnapple are very trendy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT CARE ABOUT TRENDY! Don't you see my moustache! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But apple doesn't get viruses |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WE can handle a common cold! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I eat apples fro breakfast! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | why would i want a platform |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that has constraints on what |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can be done with the software |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the restriction of access |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to the original source code |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT is so infuriating! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Google likes to state that modders are free |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | to do what they want with Android |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it is a user's system after all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The "openness" of Android has stimulated a healthy modding community |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | savvy owners change Android phones at will. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i walk around with this moustache to show you |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't care about 'trendy' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have an itchy nose 24 hours a day! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To show you I only care about CONTROL! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That is all that matters to me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | here here, he will calm down once he has reorganised his iTunes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Small devices benefit greatly from having software |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that is highly optimized for the specific hardware |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it runs on |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | was enough, but obviously not |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Android, which is the clear global leader |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | as a smartphone platform |
