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News of the Heir's letters is given to his people.
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00:01 - 00:07Glorious news from our great leader, The Conqueror! Delivered to you now on HeirTV.
00:08 - 00:13The war against...everyone...is going well!
00:14 - 00:18In a master stroke, our leader has sent letters to each of the enemy commanders.
00:19 - 00:20This shall be their final chance!
00:21 - 00:23Only death for those who refuse our demands!
00:24 - 00:30The commanders, Randyhoost, Verel, Franny and Sofin will no doubt sign our glorious leader's fair contracts.
00:31 - 00:35One of our most valuable agents, Levelone Diplomate, personally delivered the demands.
00:36 - 00:38A random citizen will be replacing him by lottery tomorrow.
00:39 - 00:42In other news, volunteers are wanted to fuel teleporters.
00:43 - 00:46All people over 35 must report immediately to their local corpse grinding centre.
00:46 - 00:49This has been the news as our great leader has dictated it.
00:49 - 00:52Remember to stay indoors, and never question authorities. Good night!