00:00 - 00:03It’s really time to start planning Xmas
00:03 - 00:05The feedback so far isn’t that great
00:05 - 00:07Some people aren’t interested in the secret santa
00:08 - 00:12Others are suggesting that we only exchange one gift
00:12 - 00:15Where the ones from Europe wouldn’t necessarily buy you a gift
00:16 - 00:19But everyone is still happy to proceed with the stockings?
00:19 - 00:21For the Adults?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:30The Eastern Front has rejected the stockings
00:31 - 00:33And the West is starting to go along with it
00:34 - 00:36There are murmurings
00:53 - 00:58Go to the dollar store and get me some glitter stars for the Xmas table
01:13 - 01:15This is outrageous!
01:15 - 01:17How dare they reject the stockings?!
01:18 - 01:23We’ve been doing the stockings for years!
01:25 - 01:28It’s family tradition!
01:28 - 01:31You fill these oversized socks with small trinket-y items
01:31 - 01:34You even wrap them to make it more exciting
01:34 - 01:37Sometimes there is even an orange or a chocolate!
01:37 - 01:40Or a 100 dollar gift card!
01:40 - 01:42But the stocking are supposed to be for the children
01:42 - 01:46The children! The children? They don’t know the difference!
01:46 - 01:48But the stockings are supposed to be simple….a treat, a toy.
01:48 - 01:52Simple!? I work tirelessly day and night for 6 months scouring the stores for the perfect stuffers
01:53 - 01:54Fighting the bloody traffic
01:55 - 01:57Ordering customized presents online until the sun comes up
01:57 - 02:00Counting the presents under the tree on a nightly basis
02:00 - 02:03Trying to set a record for most presents ever exchanged
02:04 - 02:08Who can tell me where my Christmas starts and stops?
02:08 - 02:13Who can tell me how expensive my presents should be?
02:14 - 02:16It’s my house….it’s my bloody Christmas!
02:17 - 02:21Everyone will have the jolliest bloody time of their lives!
02:27 - 02:29What’s the use?
02:30 - 02:34These people don’t know Christmas like I do.
02:34 - 02:36I put my heart and soul into it
02:41 - 02:42Every year
02:43 - 02:47It really pisses me off
02:48 - 02:53I’ve been doing it this way for years
02:54 - 02:56The presents, the stockings...what next?
02:56 - 02:59Soon they won't come to my Xmas party!
03:00 - 03:02How can I accept my closest generals betraying me?
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, Little D
03:14 - 03:16We should tell the children there is no Santa...
03:19 - 03:23and burn the Xmas tree in the backyard
03:25 - 03:26maybe roast some marshmallows...
03:31 - 03:33...make some s'mores.
03:40 - 03:46They may have the gall to show up here with one present and no stockings
03:46 - 03:49But they won't break my Xmas spirit
03:53 - 03:57Quick. Run and get me a nonfat vanilla latte