| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its really time to start planning Xmas |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | The feedback so far isnt that great |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some people arent interested in the secret santa |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Others are suggesting that we only exchange one gift |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where the ones from Europe wouldnt necessarily buy you a gift |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | But everyone is still happy to proceed with the stockings? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For the Adults? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | The Eastern Front has rejected the stockings |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And the West is starting to go along with it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are murmurings |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go to the dollar store and get me some glitter stars for the Xmas table |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is outrageous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare they reject the stockings?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Weve been doing the stockings for years! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Its family tradition! |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | You fill these oversized socks with small trinket-y items |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You even wrap them to make it more exciting |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sometimes there is even an orange or a chocolate! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or a 100 dollar gift card! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the stocking are supposed to be for the children |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The children! The children? They dont know the difference! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the stockings are supposed to be simple
.a treat, a toy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Simple!? I work tirelessly day and night for 6 months scouring the stores for the perfect stuffers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fighting the bloody traffic |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Ordering customized presents online until the sun comes up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Counting the presents under the tree on a nightly basis |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Trying to set a record for most presents ever exchanged |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who can tell me where my Christmas starts and stops? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who can tell me how expensive my presents should be? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its my house
.its my bloody Christmas! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone will have the jolliest bloody time of their lives! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Whats the use? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These people dont know Christmas like I do. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I put my heart and soul into it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Every year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It really pisses me off |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ive been doing it this way for years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The presents, the stockings...what next? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Soon they won't come to my Xmas party! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can I accept my closest generals betraying me? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Little D |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should tell the children there is no Santa... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and burn the Xmas tree in the backyard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe roast some marshmallows... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...make some s'mores. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They may have the gall to show up here with one present and no stockings |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But they won't break my Xmas spirit |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Quick. Run and get me a nonfat vanilla latte |
